During math, they were playing a game. Think of things that started with O. One of the topics was things that were black.
Teacher: ok, next topic, things that are black.
Ashley: screams "OBAMA"
*is sent to the principles office as everyone laughs*
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During choir we are watching a movie
The entire time all Jenna and Austin do is run there hands along Ashley's knee caps as she giggled.
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Whole class is on a field trip at a bowling alley and Jenna and Chris are by the sticker machines
Jenna: if it's a Patrick sticker (from SpongeBob) you have to give it to me.
Chris: fine (thinking it wouldn't be a Patrick sticker.
*a couple seconds later*
Jenna: HA ITS A PATRICK STICKER
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Jenna: Chris, you have to love me because I'm your wife.
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Ashley: *gives maddie a fry* that symbolizes my love for you
Maddie: ok. *Eats it*
Ashley: why did you eat it? That was my love!!
Maddie: yea but now its inside me.
Ashley: but soon your just gonna shit it out like it was nothing!!
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At Jenna's Birthday Party:
Emily: silently laughing as she opens her gift.
Jenna: should I be concerned?
Emily: -doesn't reply-
Jenna: *opens gift and screams*
Jenna: SPONGEBOB TATTOOS!!
Emily: *Cracks up on the floor laughing.* Girl I saw those at the dollar store, *laughs* and it screamed Jenna.
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At DI, while painting a backdrop, the group is talking about how Dawson says "oh my goodness" a lot.
Maddie: And I told Dawson, "Never change yourself for a man! Just because Chris thinks you say oh my goodness too much, that doesn't mean you should stop saying it!"
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Maddie: my partner in Spanish class just always talks about sports. It's so awkward because I don't care for sports, and he's just like-
Chris and Dylan: SPORTS
Maddie: (laughs) actually sports in Spanish is deportes.
Chris, Dylan, and Maddie: DEPORTES
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At the park
Ashley: you just gotta put your foot in the hole, it's easy.
Chris: that's what she said
Ashley: well she is into some very kinky shit.
Austin: what are you talking about Chris that's what I said.
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Dawson: Winnie the Pooh's not that much of a pervert.
Maddie (walks in at this point in the conversation): what are you even talking about?
Addie: he was talking about fluff 'n stuff.
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Autumn: sometimes I get Maddie and Addie confused.
Jenna: how could you confuse them? One has really nice boobs (gestures to Maddie) and one doesn't (gestures to Addie)
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Maddie and Dawson are standing in the hallway waiting for DI team, and at the same time, track practice is going on. Two girls are also standing in the hallway and Dawson is trying to make conversation.
Dawson: so... Is track fun?
(Girls walk away, looking at him weirdly)
Maddie: Dawson they're not in track.
Dawson: really? Crap.
(Maddie is dying laughing at him)
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Dawson: I've had this on and off cramp in my stomach all day-
Addie: aww, are you on your period?
Dawson: (horrified silence)
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Maddie, Addie, and Dawson are walking to Dawson's study hall to grab his stuff and they run into a teacher.
Teacher: (says Addie's name really dramatically)
Addie: (says teachers name really dramatically back)
Dawson: good morning, (teachers name)!
Teacher walks away.
Dawson: good morning? It's one in the afternoon!
(Maddie is laughing at him)
Dawson: I think it's that orange juice commercial.
Maddie: is that orange juice commercial an actual thing or is it just a really weird dream you had?
Dawson: and now it's stuck in my head again. (Sings) GOOD MORNING!
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