Maddie: for our English project, I break up with Dawson in the beginning of the video.
Addie: why are you breaking up if you never dated?
Maddie: I've gotta break up with him before he gets any ideas.
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At target. Dawson is trying on women's sun hats.
Dawson (posing, wearing a hat): how much is it?
Maddie: fifteen dollars, but it's twenty percent off.
Dawson: nice.
Dawson buys hat.
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Maddie: so I bought a new book yesterday and it smells really good.
Chris: why do you smell your books?
Maddie (very seriously): it's how nerds get high.
(Just a side note, old books smell amazing -EH)
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Heather: I'm gonna go to target.
Maddie: me too.
Heather: we'll have target adventures!
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Jenna: guys do something really cute and romantic.
(Dawson and Maddie high five)
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Jenna: IM NORWEGIAN! IF I EAT SPICES ILL DIE!
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Jenna: haven't you wanted to be an archaeologist since like second grade
Dawson: architect.
Jenna: whatever
Dawson: I'm not gonna go dig up bones!
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Maddie: come on Chris, just really dig into that and get a chunk (referring to cheesecake)
Chris: that's what she said
Dylan: yeah that's what she said to me!
Maddie (laughing really hard): no, Dylan!
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Dawson leaves to go to the bathroom.
Chris: he has to pee a lot... Diabetic life.
Maddie: I don't think it's anything to do with diabetes, he just has the bladder of a walnut.
(Chris and Maddie laugh really hard)
Maddie: I meant to say a bladder the size of a walnut!
Actually if anyone's actually interested, when a diabetic's blood sugar is too high, they will be more thirsty, causing them to drink more water, which helps get rid of extra glucose in the blood through urination (obviously that's not enough to correct high blood sugar, it's just kind of a symptom).
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(Jenna is singing the beginning of the opening song from The Lion King)
Dawson: I don't even know how that goes. Bababishibaba? What?
Jenna: you wanna touch my baba?
Chris (from the other room): I DO
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