Basically this chapter is a bunch of quotes with no name and you guys have to guess who said it. The person with the most right gets a shoutout in the next chapter. If it's a quote with two people, you get a point if you guess one of the people in the conversation, but bonus points if you guess both.
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1.
"Jenna, you should call your dad Papa Doug."
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2.
"Relationships are like a Jenga tower. You build it up and then it breaks free."
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3.
(Geese fly overhead)
"FAM TAKE ME WITH YOU!"
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4.
This one is two people, btw.
"Why does Autumn have a towel around her?"
"(Name), thats a blanket! Why would she have a towel?"
"Maybe she wants to have a big reveal with her outfit."
"With a towel?"
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5.
"I identify as a potato."
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6.
Again, two people.
"(Name), how do you feel about being the baby daddy of a tridecagon baby?"
"I think I'm in good shape."
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7.
Walking past a jump rope for heart poster.
"I swear I thought that heart was made out of corn."
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8.
"There's this thing called getting to the point. You should try it sometime."
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9.
Person is sitting on a yoga ball.
"I wonder what it would sound like if I farted on this ball... It'd probably be really loud."
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10.
"Chris isn't the brightest cup of the tea."
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11.
"This cookie is terrible! I thought it was chocolate chip but it's really just lies and raisins!"
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12.
"Wow, my butt looks really good today."
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13.
Two people
"What's lube?"
"It's like sexual butter."
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14.
"I'm not gonna have a sweet sixteen because I'm diabetic."
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What do you think? Easy? Cripplingly difficult?
Answers and the winner announced in next chapter!
