In biology.
Kelby: what are the six characteristics of life?
Chris: why did you just ask me what the carrot sticks of life are?
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Maddie: Dawson can I wear sweatpants to snoball?
Dawson: I don't care what you wear as long as you're comfortable.
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In World Cultures, working on a PowerPoint on King Solomon.
Addie: haha look Dawson spelled "Solomon" like "salmon"
(Teacher walks by)
Addie: look, (teacher). Dawson misspelled Solomon.
Maddie (laughing): so now it's King Salmon.
Teacher: don't correct his spelling, it's gonna be really funny when we show it in class.
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Maddie: I'm doing the fall play, bioclub, and robotics this year.
Chris: why are you in so much stuff.
Maddie: because last year swimming took all of my time.
Chris: and your eyebrows.
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At play practice.
Director: there's a $50 fee for costumes.
Maddie: it's not $50 per costume right?
Jenna: no. (Laughs, starts speaking in a southern accent) I spent five thousand dollars on costumes.
Maddie (in southern accent): I'm a high quality actress and they be makin' me pay five thousand dollars for costumes because I have six hundred thirty six costumes.
Jenna: they brought me all the way up from Mississippi so I could be in their play.
Maddie: I don't even really have a part, I just stand onstage and change costumes.
Jenna: my name is Patty Jo, and I ain't one of them frozen patties. I'm one of them patties that you gotta rub your hands all over. And I ain't no American cheese, I'm mild cheddar!
(Maddie laughs)
Jenna: thinly sliced.
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Ashley: one time I tried to take a picture of a tree but it turned out to be a goat.
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*Kid runs really weirdly across the gym*
Kenzie: When mom says the pizza rolls are ready.
5 minutes later: kid runs back in with... PIZZA!
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Isabelle: *sitting on exercise ball talking to deja*
Isabelle: I wonder what it would sound like if I farted on this ball?
Deja : *starts laughing*
Isabelle: It'd probably be really loud...
