Before we get on with the jokes I would like to wish @Twizzyg a Happy Birthday! This joke called foot trip is from them too:
Me and a friend are waiting for another friend to walk by.
Friend: Are you gonna trip her?
Me: *puts foot at a 90 degree angle*
Other friend walks by and walks around.
Me: :) id I get her?
And on to the second joke as was promised. Called Grammar Nazis
Knock Knock
Who's there?
To
To Who?
It's "To whom"
Side note:
I'm thinking of changing around my profile a little bit, and wanted to know what you guys thought of it. Let me know in the comments below. Stay crazy muffins!
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A Weirdos Guide To Swag
RandomA bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!
