Pick your birth month...
January: I stabbed
February:I robbed
March:I banged
April:I shot
May: I ran naked with
June: I ran shirtless with
July: I teased
August: I slapped
September: I kissed
October: I jumped
November: I smoked with
December: I hugged
Now pick the day of the month you were born on.
1: a rockstar
2: a bag of weeds
3: a toothbrush
4: a homeless man
5: an astronaut
6: a jock
7: a hot guy
8: myself
9: my snowman
10: a hottie
11: a cocaine addict
12: Chris Brown
13:an Easter egg
14: a snowman
15: my ex girlfriend/ boyfriend
16: a random boy/ girl
17: Paris Hilton
18: my boyfriend
19: Cookie Monster
20: Barney the dinosaur!
21: yo mama!
22: a pimple
23: a spatula
24: my books
25: a bowl of cereal
26: my hoodie
27: my crush
28: a tele-tubby
29: a Lego
30: my pants
31: A rock
Now pick your favorite color....
Red: because I'm crazy like that!
Orange: because I'm an astronaut
Yellow: because your moms a dancer
Green: because I like shoelaces!
Blue: because that bum stole my taco!!
Turquoise: because I love cocaine
Purple: because the gummy bears are talking to me!
Pink: because I love cheese
Grey. Because I have AMAZING hair!
Black: because Im retarded!
Brown: because I poked you!
Other: because Im gay.
Now put the three pieces together and voila! your life sentence!
Example: I hugged my pants because I'm gay.
Lol comment with your sentence! mine was 'I robbed myself because I'm retarded!' Lol please vote comment etc.
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A Weirdos Guide To Swag
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