OHHHHHHHH
Dashing through the snow
With a pair of broken skis!
I think I broke my knees!
Sailing through these trees
The snow is turning red
I think I might be dead
Woke up in the hospital
With stitches in my head!
Ohhhh!
911 911
Someone call the cops!
911 911
Before my heart stops!!!!
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A Weirdos Guide To Swag
RandomA bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!
