Police: "did you kill this man?"
Man: "no. a bullet killed him, bullets are made of lead, lead comes from the earth, therefore he died of natural causes, case closed."
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Natural causes
Police: "did you kill this man?"
Man: "no. a bullet killed him, bullets are made of lead, lead comes from the earth, therefore he died of natural causes, case closed."
