A Weirdos Guide To Swag

WHAT IS THAT SOUND?

 a man is driving his car down a road. his car suddenly breaks down in front of a monastery. The monks let him spend the night and offer to help him fix his car. that night he hears a strange noise at about 3:56 A.M. he thinks nothing of it and goes back to sleep. a year later his car breaks down again. in front of the same monastery. The Monks let him spend the night and offer to help fix his car. he hears the sound again. the next morning he asked the monks what the noise was. they say "we can't tell you because you're not a monk. so the man asks "how to I become a monk?" and they respond "tell us how many grass blades are on the face of the earth." The man says okay and goes off to count grass. 15 years later he comes back and tells the monks "there are 785,576.789,2344,576,104,365,341,001 blades of grass on the face off the Earth." then he becomes a monk. he asks again what the sound is and they lead him to a locked wooden door they unlock it, and he goes in along with two other monks. behind the wooden door is a  locked iron door. the two monks unlock it. behind that door is a copper door. the monks unlock it. there's more doors a ruby one, a sapphire one, an emerald one, a topaz one, a pearl one, a silver one, a gold one and finally a diamond door. they unlock the door and the man is shocked at what he sees.

but I can't tell you what it was, because you're not a monk.