Me: are you okay do you need medical attention?!?!?!'
Friend:*is lying on their bed rolling their eyes at me*
Me: are you dying?!?!!?!? CPR CPR CPR CPR CPR CPR CPR CPR CPR CPR CPR CPR. CPR CPR CPR CPR!*i am preforming CPR on my friend while yelling CPR*
Friend: what are you doing!
Me: well you look like your dying.
Friend: that's just my new tan!!!!!
Me; ohhhhhh. that's a tan I thought you were attacked by a mob of orange markers.
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A Weirdos Guide To Swag
RandomA bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!
