I need a powerchair

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TV; are you limited in your mobility?

Me: No.

TV: are you a bother to others?

Me: No.

TV: Have you fallen in the past six months?

Me; Yes.

TV: If you answered yes to any of these questions you might qualify for a powerchair!

ME:MOOOOOOOOOOOOM! I NEED A POWERCHAIR!"

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