me: that party was sick.
friend: YOU WERE DRUNK ALMOST THE ENTIRE TIME!
me: i was not.
friend: YOU WENT INTO THE FIREPLACE SCREAMING "DIAGON ALLEY"
me: i do that when im sober.
friend:........
me: but it only works when im drunk.
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A Weirdos Guide To Swag
RandomA bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!
