A couple are going on a vacation. Because of their hectic schedules the husband went to the hotel first and the next day the wife would come. The husband gets there and decides to send his wife an email. But he leaves out one letter if her email address by accident.
Meanwhile..............
A widow in Kentucky just got back home from her husbands funeral. She checks her email expecting emails from family and friends. Instead she sees a email from someone she doesn't know. She opens the email reads it then screams. and faints. Her son rushes in and looks at the screen and the email says.
To: My Dearest Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Dearest wife,
I have arrived. Everything here is wonderful. I can't wait for your arrival tomorrow.
P.S. it sure is hot down here!
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A Weirdos Guide To Swag
RandomA bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!