two friends were going on a hunting trip. they were walking through the forest when one of them fell. He wasnt moving and his eyes glazed over. the other friend called 911 and said "Help my friend is dead!" and the operator said "calm down sir the first thing you must do is make sure your friend is dead." the friend says " okay" and a gunshot is heard in the backroud. "now what do i do?"
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A Weirdos Guide To Swag
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