Me:*washing car*
Neighbor: are you washing your car.
Me: no, I watering it to see if it will grow int a bus.
Neighbor: -_-
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Cars and buses
Me:*washing car*
Neighbor: are you washing your car.
Me: no, I watering it to see if it will grow int a bus.
Neighbor: -_-