3 Chinese men didn't speak any English. They came to America for work. The first walks by some Boy Scout saying "we did it! we did it!" so the first repeats this over and over. The second goes to a fast food place and hear someone say "forks and knives. Forks and knives." So the second man repeats this over and over again. Then the third goes to a pet store and hear a little girl say "goody goody gumdrops. goody goody gumdrops!" so the third repeats this over and over again.
The three men then walk into a crime sene. The police man there says "do you know who killer this man?"
"We did it! we did it!" the first said.
"How?" said the flabbergasted police man.
"Forks and knives, forks and knives!" says the second man.
"Alright your going to jail!" Says the police man.
"Goody goody gumdrops! goody goody. Gumdrops!" says the third man.
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A Weirdos Guide To Swag
RandomA bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!
