Person: that party was awesome!
Friend: you were drunk outta your mind!
Person: I was not!
Friend: you were cutting open pineapples screaming "SPONGEBOB I KNOW YOUR IN THERE."
Lesson: your friends will always be there to tell you about those embarrassing things you did that you can't remember.
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A Weirdos Guide To Swag
RandomA bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!
