Friend: You have got to start eating healthy and exercising!
Me: and you have got to stop expecting me to do that!
Friend:*forces me to come to gym*
See I told you exercising is fun!
Me: WHY IS MY FACE LEAKING!!?!?!?!?!? MY FACE IS LEAKING?!?!! HELP ME!?!?!? IM GONNA DIE!?!?!
Friend: we've only been exercising 5 minutes.
Me: I know.... I gonna go now bye*runs out*
Friend: -_-
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A Weirdos Guide To Swag
AcakA bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!
