this edition of stupid laws from........ features stupid laws from Massachusetts! enjoy!
children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigars.
No gorilla is allowed in the backseat of any car.
Bullets may not be used as currency
it is illegal to go to bed without having a full bath first.
it is illegal to use tomatoes in the production of clam chowder.
at a wake mourners may eat no more than here sandwiches.
public boxing matches are outlawed.
its unlawful to injure a football goal post.
its illegal to keep a mule on the second floor of a building if there are less than two exits.
defacing a milk carton is punishable by a $10 fine.
it is unlawful to frighten a pigeon.
goatees are illegal unless you pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.
snoring is outlawed unless all bedroom windows are shut and locked.
BOSTON LAWS
You need a prescription to take a bath.
A citizen may own no more than three dogs.
No baths shall be taken on Sundays.
it is unlawful to play a fiddle.
it is illegal to eat peanuts in church.
Marlboro LAWS
Silly String is illegal within the city limits.
it is illegal to own more than two dogs.
it is illegal to buy, possess or sell a squirt gun.
ALL OF THEESE LAWS ARE STILL IN USE TODAY. MOST ARE NOT FOLLOWED BUT EVERY ONE IS TO LAZY TO DISCONTINUE STUPID, UNEEDED, POINTLESS LAWS SO DONT WORRY.
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