Mom: did you get home safely??
Me: no, I died a few times. *_*
Mom:-_-
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A Weirdos Guide To Swag
RandomA bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!
A text from my mother
Mom: did you get home safely??
Me: no, I died a few times. *_*
Mom:-_-