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March 30th, 2016
(Avengers have logged on)
(Wyatt has logged on)
(Jack [Loki/Steve/Bruce] has logged on)
(Kelly [Tony] has logged on)
(Charlotte [Thor] has logged on)
(Marley [Fury] has logged on)
(Laura [Natasha] has logged on)
(Becki [Pepper] has logged on)
(Reiss [Clint] has logged on)

Tiara: Oh. My. Odin. THAT'S PARLE PRODUCTIONS!!!!!

Ember: *faints*

Tiara: I, uh, mean, hi.

Jack: Oh. My. God! THE AVENGERS!!!!!

Reiss: *faints*

Jack: I, uh, sup?

Avengers: ...?

Loki: Who are these mortals?

Jack: aksjwjslcmnwekfodkmsalmcmslwoejfjfkswk!!!! IT'S LOKI!!!!!

Thor: It appears you're famous, brother.

Charlotte: THOR!!!!!

Coral: What do you want with my man? *narrows eyes and growls*

Charlotte: *short girly scream*

Tiara: Coral isn't as mean as she seems.

Coral: Yes I am.

Avengers: Yes she is

Coral: *smiles*

Tony: So, who are these people?

Kelly: Hi, I'm you.

Tony: Wha...?

Tiara: *rolls eyes* PARLE Productions. You know, Some Assembly Required?

Steve: *turns pale* No.

Tony: *laughs*

Ember: Despite the fact that I am dating one, I ship Stony.

Kelly: *high fives Ember*

Ember: *high fives Kelly*

(Jack has changed name to Loki.)

Loki: Why would you do that?!?!

Raine: and why the period at the end?

Loki.: So, you can tell which one's which. And, why not?

Loki: I'll tell you why not! That's my name!

Kelly: *whispers to everyone that's not Loki or Loki.* I smell a cat fight.

Tiara: So do I. I'm worried.

Bucky: For what?

Tiara: That Jack will win...

Loki.: It's on, bro

Loki: *laughs* This puny mortal wants to pick a fight with me, a god.

Reiss: Oh damn...

Loki.: *slaps Loki across face*

Everyone: *gasps*

Loki: *eyes narrow, he slaps Loki.*

Loki.: *slaps Loki*

Loki: *slaps Loki.*

Loki.: *slaps Loki*

Loki: *slaps Loki.*

Tiara: That's enough. *steps between them*

Loki and Loki.: *slap Tiara*

Everyone: *gasps*

Ember: *slaps Loki.*

Kelly: *slaps Ember*

Hailie: *slaps Kelly*

Reiss: *slaps Hailie*

Raine: *slaps Reiss*

Charlotte: *slaps Raine*

Coral: *slaps Charlotte*

Marley: *slaps Coral*

Thor: *slaps Marley*

Laura: *slaps Thor*

Lynn: *slaps Laura*

Becki: *slaps Lynn*

Tony: *slaps Becki*

Kelly: *slaps Tony*

Wyatt: *slaps Kelly*

---THIS CONTINUES FOR A WHILE---

Bucky: ...

Clint: ...

Steve: ....

Natasha: ...

Bruce: ...

Clint: Why is everyone fighting?

Natasha: The real question is, why are only the girls fighting?

Bucky: *laughs*

Clint: *laughs*

Bruce: *laughs*

Natasha: *laughs*

Steve: I don't get it

Bucky: *rolls eyes*

Natasha: I'm calling Loki, Thor, Tony, and Wyatt girls

Steve: Ooooooooh. *laughs*

(Someone accidentally slaps their computer)
(Chatroom has ended)

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