Present(ing Ember)

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April 24th, 2016

(Avengers have logged on)

(Fantastic Four has logged on)

Ember: Oh

Steve: Oh?

Ember: Well imagine

Steve: Imagine what?!

Ember: As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor

Steve: What?!

Ember: And I can't help but to hear

Steve: HEAR WHAT?!

Ember: No I can't help but to hear the exchanging of words

Steve: I DON'T UNDERSTAND

Tony: This is hilarious

Ember: What a beautiful wedding

Steve: WHAT WEDDING?!?!

Ember: What a beautiful wedding says the bridesmaid to the waiter

Steve: *looks* THERE'S NO WAITER!

Ember: Oh yes

Steve: *aggravated*

Ember: But what a shame that the poor grooms bride is a whore.

Steve: wAIT WHAT?!

Tiara, Ember: I chime in with a haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door

Steve: LANGUAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tiara: Ha! Oh I almost forgot!

Ember: What? I was singing!

Tiara: I got you a present!

Steve: ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY?

Ember: No

Steve: Is it Christmas?

Ember: No

Steve: Is it Easter?

Ember: You don't give presents on Easter! Also, no

Tiara: Literally no special occasion, unless you count National Pigs in a Blanket Day or National Meningitis Day, BUT HERE! *hands Ember envelope*

Ember: *opens envelope* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Everyone: What is it?!

Ember: TWO TICKETS TO A PANIC! AT THE DISCO CONCERT ON MAY 7TH!!!!!!!!!!! The tickets are labeled "Ember and Steve"

Steve: WHAT IS PANIC AT THE DISCO?!

Ember: Panic! At the Disco is a band that we get to see! Thank you, Tiara!!!!!!!

Tiara: Tony paid, I just picked it out

Ember: thanks Tony

Tony: *nods* No prob

Steve: WHAT'S A PROB?!

Tony: *face slap*

Tiara: *slaps Tony*

Bucky: *face palm*

Lynn: *face palm*

Wyatt: *face palm*

Ashley: *face palm*

Peter: *face palm*

Thor: *face palm*

Loki: *slaps Thor*

Coral: *slaps Thor*

Hailie: *face palm*

Clint: *face palm*

Natasha: *face palm*

Bruce: *face palm*

Raine: *face palm*

Ember: TONIGHT WE ARE VICTORIOUS! CHAMPAIGN POURING OVER US! ALL MY FRIENDS ARE GLORIOUS! TONIGHT WE ARE-

(Chatroom had ended due to Ember dancing and screaming)

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