Avengers (And Others) In A Chatroom

This Fam Is Lit

July 16th, 2016

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Mikayla: Omg we're all Avengers now

Tiara: Guys, do you know what today is??

Peter: It's Friday?

Ashley: Peter, no. It's Saturday, hun

Bruce: The day after yesterday?

Tony: The day before tomorrow?

Ember: The date after July 15th?

Clint: The date before July 17th?

Natasha: Srsly? You guys are weird. It's July 16th. That's what today is

Steven: The 198th day of the year?

Lynn: Will Ferrell's birthday?

Coral: The birthday of Luke Hemmings from 5SOS?

Steve: The anniversary of the detonation of the first atomic bomb near Alamogordo, New Mexico?

Hailie: Ooh, Martha Stewart went to jail today 12 years ago!

Mikayla: "The Catcher in the Rye" by J.D. Salinger was published today

Raine: "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" came out today

Thor: Ah, the Feast of the Dead in Valhalla!

Sif: Isn't that tomorrow?

Dakota: Feast of the Dead is tomorrow, Feast of Valhalla is today

Loki: It's the six month anniversary of when I proposed to Tiara

Wyatt: Omg really?? Wow, that went well

Loki: Yeah, no thanks to you

T'Challa: Crap, is it my sister's birthday?

Bucky: No that's in four months

Tiara: None of those were close. It's National Hot Dog Day!

Tony: ....

Bucky: What?

Wyatt: REALLY?

Tiara: YEAH

Wyatt: I LOVE HOT DOGS

Tony: That's not a thing...is it?

Ember: Yeah, it's a thing, I just looked it up. It's also Perfect Family Day, Guinea Pig Appreciation Day, and Global Hug Your Kids Day

Tiara: Awwww! *hugs Arra*

Loki: *hugs Brey*

Bucky: Perfect family day?

Ember: Apparently

Tony: Well, nothing to celebrate here. We are a dysfunctional mess of emotions and lust

Coral: He's got a point. We're crazy

Lynn: But we ARE a family...

Ember: I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH
*starts crying*

Bruce: Thanks?

Ember: YOU ARE MY PERFECT FAMILY *starts wailing*

Steve: *sighs* Hormones

Tiara: Ember's right, kind of. We ARE a family

Lynn: I just said that

Loki: How do we celebrate this strange Midgardian ritual?

Tony: Babe...it's called a holiday

Thor: A feast?

Tiara: Always down for that

Tony: Dance party?

Tiara: Also always down for that

Coral: Training?

Bucky: Probably the most logical option

Dakota: How exactly are we training?

Sif: *smirks at Coral*

Coral: *smirks at Sif*

Sif and Coral: ARM WRESTLING

Thor: YES

Mikayla: ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ

Dakota: What the heck is that?

Mikayla: I don't know, but don't I look tough? ᕙ("⇀‸↼)ᕗ

Dakota: *facepalm* No

Coral: *sits at table* Who's first?

Loki: *smirks* I got this

Coral: No magic

Loki: I don't got this

Thor: Try me, Coral

Coral: *raises brow*

Tony: AND GO!

Coral: *slams Thor's arm down*

Thor: 0_o

Sif: Oh no! Your sheer strength was no match!

Thor: ಥ_ಥ

Loki: Alright, move, let me try

Coral: *snickers*

Loki: What was that for? I can totally do this

Steve: *raises a brow*

Loki: Shut up, Capiscle

Steve: Tony! Did you tell him to call me that?

Tony: *handing Loki $20* I would never

Loki: Alright, Coral, let's do this

Dakota: GO

Coral: *slams Loki's hand down*

Tony: Move, love. *calls hand of suit to him* Daddy's got this

Raine: Please never call yourself that again oml

Loki: Yeah, only I can call you that (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ashley: -_-

Peter: GO!

Tony: *puts thrusters on*

Coral: *struggles*

Tony: Ha!

Coral: *slams Tony's hand down*

Tony: 0o0

Sif: Ha!

Peter: This is so sad...

Tiara, Peter: JARVIS, PLAY DESPACITO!!

(Chatroom has ended so JARVIS can play Despacito)