Avengers (And Others) In A Chatroom

DAKOTA'S GOT A CRUSH

July 2nd, 2016

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Dakota: Can I talk to you, Tiara?

Tiara: *holding Arra* Do you mind if I burp Arra while you're talking?

Dakota: Nope

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Bucky: *holding Brey* I gotta burp you too

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Ember: So cute

Tony: *typing* JARVIS isn't even close to unscramble the scrambler

Thor: My brother is a fighter, in more ways than one.

Steve: We will find him

---PRIVATE CHAT---

Tiara: *burping Arra* What's up?

Dakota: Well, I have a crush.

Tiara: Ooh, give me the details!

Dakota: He's really nice and seems to care for me. And no, he's not anyone being dated already

Tiara: T'Challa?

Dakota: How'd you know?

Tiara: He's like the only single guy left

Dakota: True. Do you think it could work out?

Tiara: I think so but you wait it out, you know? Test the waters

Dakota: Got it, thanks

Tiara: *towel on shoulder puked on* There it is

Dakota: Lmao

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---REGULAR CHAT---

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Tiara: Did he burp?

Bucky: Yeah, and I can see she did too

Tiara: Could you throw the towel into the wash?

Bucky: Sure, do you want to hold Brey?

Tiara: Yes. *holds Brey and Arra*

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Ember: First of all, nice skill there, holding two babies at once

Tiara: Thank you

Ember: Second of all, you and Bucky are just so cute!

Tiara: Thank you

Ember: I, like, can't even

Tiara: Thank you

T'Challa: Would you like to continue training, Dakota?

Dakota: *looks at Tiara* Sure

Tiara: *nods*

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Bucky: *kisses Tiara's forehead, takes Arra* What'd I miss?

Tiara: *looks at Raine*

Raine: *looks at Ashley*

Ashley: *looks at Tiara*

Tiara, Raine, Ashley: WHAT'D I MISS?!

Coral: Dammit, Bucky

Tiara, Ashley, Raine: VIRGINIA, MY HOME SWEET HOME, I WANNA GIVE YOU A KISS

Steve: This is not Virginia

Peter: It's a song from Hamilton

Ashley, Tiara, Raine: DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN!!!

Steve: Hamilton is the guy from the 1700's, right?

Ashley, Tiara, Raine: HOW DOES A BASTARD, ORPHAN, SON OF A WHORE

Tony: Correct

Ashley, Tiara, Raine: AND A SCOTSMAN, DROPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF A FORGOTTEN SPOT IN THE CARIBBEAN

Lynn: CARIBBEAN!

Tiara: Oh yeah! How are your parents?

Lynn: Good, I think. I haven't talked to them in a while

Tiara: I might be able to contact them with my magic

Tony: You still have magic?!

Tiara: nvm

Wyatt: Sorry, babe

Lynn: It's okay

Tiara: I'm sorry, Lynn

Lynn: It's fine!

---PRIVATE CHAT---

T'Challa: Now I know you can control your powers, let's just make sure you can control it for a full battle

Dakota: Okay *takes off gloves*

T'Challa: Still Dakota?

Dakota: For now

T'Challa: Concentrate as training robots attack us

Dakota: Us?

T'Challa: In a real battle, you will probably have a partner

Dakota: Alright, partner. Let's go

---REGULAR CHAT---

Ashley: I should probably train too

Tiara: We...you guys should have a magical training!!!

Ember: Yes!!!! Just girls!

Peter: Whateves

Tony: SCIENCE

Tiara: Tony and I will watch

Bucky: *takes Brey* Go out there! You still know karate black belt plus the most advanced self defense training there is

Tiara: Really?

Girls: Yeah!

Ember: You too, Nat

Natasha: YAY!

Tiara: TO THE TRAINING DECK!!

---PRIVATE CHAT---

T'Challa: *hits training robot* How are you doing, Dakota?

Dakota: *claws robot* Good for now. It's hard to control though

T'Challa: *kicks robot* That's because you're concentrating on both controlling and fighting

Dakota: *shoots ball of darkness* I-I don't know if I can hold it any longer

T'Challa: *hits robot* You can do this

Dakota: *finishes robot off, puts on gloves* I-I... *collapses*

T'Challa: *catches her* Dakota!

---REGULAR CHAT---

Tiara: *punches robot, kicks robot* This is fun!

Ember: *transforms into tiger, bites robot, transforms into human* I've missed this

Lynn: *shoots blast of wind* The freedom I feel!

Coral: *shoots icicles* I FEEL SO ALIVE!

Raine: *shots fireball* Settle down, Elsa

Coral: What did you just call me?

Raine: ...Elsa? I thought we should have nicknames

Coral: I kinda like it

(Coral is now Elsa)

Elsa: *shoots icicle* Let's go!

Tiara: *punches* I like it!

Lynn: *shoots air* Yo, furry! Watch out!

Ember: *ducks* Thanks, airhead. I like the nickname too

(Ember is now Furry)
(Lynn is now Airhead)

Hailie: *dodges* Duck, hothead!

Raine: *ducks, shoots fireball* Thanks, Ivy

(Raine is now Hothead)
(Hailie is now Ivy)

Ashley: *flies up, dives at bot, grabs piece of machinery* Whitey, catch!

Natasha: *shoots spider bite* Real unoriginal nickname, Wings

Tiara: *catches* You too, Widow

(Tiara is now Whitey)
(Ashley is now Wings)
(Natasha is now Widow)

Airhead: *blast of wind* Final blow!!!

All: *shoots, punches, flies*

---PRIVATE CHAT---

T'Challa: *cradling her* Dakota, wake up. Please

Dakota: *no movements*

T'Challa: Don't do this. You got to wake up

Dakota: *no movements*

T'Challa: *takes off helmet* Please...

---REGULAR CHAT---

Hothead: Yay!!!

Wings: That was so much fun!

Elsa: I actually had a good time!

Whitey: Is it because you were killing something?

Elsa: Guilty

Airhead: I can't remember the last time I used my powers

Ivy: I remember the water fight we had

Wings: OH YEAH!!!

Whitey: That was a blast!

Hothead: Was that a pun?

Whitey: Water you mean?

Elsa: -_-

Furry: *recording*

Whitey: Don't be a beach, Elsa

Elsa: Stop

Whitey: Don't be shallow

Elsa: Make this end

Whitey: Are you tide of my jokes?

Elsa: Yes! Make them stop!

Whitey: Are you shore?

Elsa: STOP!!!!!!!!!

Whitey: Snow can do!

Elsa: *screams*

Furry: *eating popcorn*

Whitey: I fish you weren't angry

Elsa: TOO LATE!

Whitey: Oh dam

Elsa: is anyone going to help me?

Furry: Snow I'm not

Elsa: *eye twitches*

---PRIVATE CHAT---

T'Challa: *cradling her* Wake up, Dakota!

Dakota: *no movement*

T'Challa: Your friends need you

Dakota: *no movements*

T'Challa: I-I need you

Dakota: *eyes open slowly*

---REGULAR CHAT---

Whitey: I sea the problem

Elsa: DO YOU NOW?

Whitey: This is a common fishue

Elsa: *aggravated*

Whitey: You're uncomfortabubble with your new nickname

Elsa: That is not it. Now stop with the water puns

Hothead: This is great

Elsa: This is also your fault

Whitey: She didn't do it on porpoise!

Elsa: I'M GOING TO END YOU ALL

Whitey: Don't krill me!

Elsa: *shoots icicles* Stop!

Whitey: okay sorry

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Dakota: What's going on?

Whitey: I'm being punny

Elsa: ...

Furry: *still recording* Icey what you did there

Elsa: *eye twitches*

Whitey: I b-otter rain

Elsa: YES YOU BETTER RUN

Whitey: *runs away* I'm shorey!

Elsa: *chases, shoots icicles*You are not forgiven!

Furry: *still recording* This is the best

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