Name: I bet he's like really hot as well
Fandom: Arrow
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 607
Trigger Warnings: None, unless you're opposed to thinking about Oliver working out ;)It was three AM and team Arrow were using the time appropriately. "Come on Sara, line us up another round of shots," Oliver called from one end of the bar. He and Diggle sat at opposite end to Thea, Sara and Felicity, and between them they were trying to get a ping pong ball into a shot glass; Oliver won every time and Diggle lost only half of the time. Sara followed the orders and soon everyone was crowded around, including the club manager, Thea Queen. "That's your last one!" Oliver said firmly before downing his own.
"Awww, don't be a spoil sport Ollie," she complained knocking the shot back and setting it on the side. "Hey look, it's your dad!" Thea pointed to the TV screen playing on the wall behind them. The channel it had been on had taken a break and was now playing a news clip from earlier that day. Detective Lance, Sara's father, was speaking about the vigilante.
"I'm not condoning what he does, because he is in fact breaking the law, but I'm not saying what he does doesn't help us," he said levelly. "The Hood has helped with the drop in crimes in Glades and the city in general and that is something I do condone, so as long as he's working with us and not against us, for now I don't see the harm." Once he had finished Sara turned the TV off and looked at people around her with raised eyebrows, everyone apart from Thea knew who Oliver was by night and that Detective Lance was in fact talking about him.
"I wonder who it is," Thea pondered aloud a vacant look on her face as she stared at the wall behind the bar.
"I think you've had one too many," Sara chuckled winking at the younger Queen when she snapped out of the haze.
"No I mean, come on have none of you wondered who it is under that hood?" she asked looking round the people who surrounded who were all trying to keep straight faces. "He could be someone we know!" she laughed. "Stupid I know and what would the chances be right?"
"Right," they said in unison. Oliver sat there awkwardly casting looked towards Felicity who by this point had had a fair few drinks and was now giggling with Sara over the matter. Diggle, well Diggle was as composed as ever and sat to Oliver's left playing with his shot glass on the bar top.
"I bet he's like really hot as well," Thea grinned looking at Felicity and Sara who just froze. Diggle snorted loudly and hid his face, while Oliver just paled. "Everything he does must take real strength, so I bet he works out like everyday, so he'd like have the best abs ever," she nodded. "And then think of the stamina! I bet he could on for ever, now that's a guy I'd like...."
"Do not finish that!" Oliver cried standing up from his chair, he looked a white as a sheet of paper and felt pretty sick. By point Felicity and Sara were howling with laughter, Felicity was crying against the bar, the side of her face pressed to it, while tears streamed from her eyes; and Sara was sat on the floor clutching her stomach and making funny noises while she tried gasping for breath. "I need to go," Oliver turned on his heel and stormed out the club probably heading downstairs to work off what he was thinking.
"What's his problem?" Thea asked looking at the three left behind, this only caused everyone to laugh even harder.
Just a little drabble I put together a while ago, I hope it brought a smile to your face! Enjoy the rest of your day <3
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