What Fresh Hell Is This? 𓅓 (Joshler One-Shots)

[12] slumber party

Swingin Party - Kindness

Summary

Josh accidentally invites everyone in his contact list to his and Tyler's Christmas slumber party.

(I'm no good at humour tbh so please judge gently)

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"I can't believe you invited everyone." Tyler grimaced, turning to Josh as he beat batter in a mixing bowl. "Everyone!" He repeated a little louder. Josh, wearing a unicorn onesie, came to help Tyler with the batch of cookies he was baking. "How many times do I have to say I'm sorry? It was an accident." Tyler, in a bunny onesie, handed Tyler the bowl and prepared some microwave popcorn."I know baby, but it's just so tiring to prepare for everyone. I just expected you to call Michael and luke cause I know you wanted a foursome with them."

Josh finished mixing the batter and placed it into star shapes on the tray and loaded it into the oven. "That's what I meant to do. I don't even like that one from one direction. You know which one." Josh snorted as he wrapped his hands around Tyler's waist. "Which? The blonde one?"

"No. The other one." Josh planted a kiss on Tyler's cheek. "You mean the one with too much hair?" Josh shook his head in response. "The other one." Tyler grimaced as Josh peppered his neck with kisses. "How could you invite them if you can't even remember their names." Josh shrugged his shoulders.

The ringing doorbell interrupted them and Josh had to leave to accept their first guest. He unlocked the door to find one of the guys from one direction. Josh furrowed his eyebrows and faked a smile. "Hey you...?" "Harry." He responded dryly. "Right." Josh responded equally as dryly.

Tyler arrived beside Josh and handed Harry a onesie. "Wear this please. We have a dress code for the night." Harry took the clothes and stared awkwardly at Tyler. "Are you sure? Cause I kind of just bought these clothes and I-" Tyler grimaced at him. "Dress code!" He pulled Harry into the house and sent him off to the bathroom. Josh was about to shut the door when two other people arrived hand in hand, but both of their faces angry. "Michael. Luke."

Michael grumbled inaudibly at him. "He's just bitching because he wanted to be alone tonight." Luke stated. "Like we were supposed to!" Michael screamed. "I could fuck you any night. I wanted to come here and have fun!" Luke yelled back. "Yeah, plus, I was planning a foursome with you two anyways." Josh responded bluntly. Tyler rushed back into the living room and tossed two onesie at Michael and luke. "Dress code!" he screamed before leaving. " I have cookies on the verge of burning."

Michael grabbed the clothes and pulled Luke towards the bathroom to get dressed. Josh turned around to shut the door but found another guest standing on the porch, already undressing. "I'm here for the foursome." Justin blurted. "Woah woah, keep your ass covered." Josh responded quickly and handed him a onesie. "Dress code!" Tyler wailed from the kitchen. Justin was turning to leave when Selena brushed past him towards Josh to greet him.

"You invited that bitch!" Justin snorted as he picked up the onesie. "That bitch dumped your saggy ass." Selena retorted. They both glared daggers at one another until Tyler dropped a onesie onto her head. "Dress code." Josh responded before Tyler could, and Tyler glared at him before returning to the kitchen.

"Please do come in." Josh smiled widely and ushered them towards the living room as Tyler arrived with a tray of cookies and set them on the table. Harry, now dressed, reached out for one but Tyler swatted his hand away. "Keep your grabby paws off. Nobody touches these until everyone is here."

"Tyler, Michael and luke won't leave the bathroom," Selena called out, followed by "they're not going to let you join, Justin." Tyler was preparing to drop kick it open when two more guests arrived. He rushed to Josh's side with two more onesie's and threw it at Dan and Phil. "Dress code." He screamed before bolting to the bathroom where the sexual moaning was growing louder.

"Please come in," Josh ushered the one with dark hair in. "Dan." He responded. He turned to the other one with dark hair questioningly. "I'm Phil." "Like I can tell the difference. You should really wear name tags or something." The two left to go inside and get dressed, leaving Josh at the door.

A group of about eight men approached him, all wearing nothing more than undies to hide their Christmas crackers. Each one was sculpted from rock, with perfectly chiseled abs and glistening skin. "I don't know what's going on here, but do continue." Josh responded with wide eyes. The men parted and two of them set Ellen Degeneres on the ground, and she dismissed her travellers.

"Do they carry you everywhere?" Josh questioned as he wiped the drool from the corner of his mouth. "I travel in style bitch." Tyler rushed to the door, out of breath, and threw a onesie at Ellen. "Dress code!" He screamed before rushing back to the bathroom to try and get Michael and luke to leave.

It's going to be a pretty long night.

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Probably not as funny as I wanted, but Ive got no sense of humour anyways so idgaf really. Tell me if it was any good, if it was trash etc.