Adopted by Alex Gaskarth

the best hangover cure is jumping off the 12th floor

tomorrow we leave for tour.
I'm beyond excited and today at therapy my therapist was proud of how far I've come already.
"we were thinking about lowering your dosage hazel" she said
I nodded
"we've already noticed tremendous progress and promising reports. I'm taking you down on your Anafranil." she smiled
alex smiled and patted me on the back
after that we went to the store and grabbed food and snacks and tons of alcohol for the bus.
I was in my room packing everything into my suitcase and backpack.
Jack bought me a camera so I can "take tons of pictures of me running around naked and drunk" in jacks words
I threw that in my backpack along with my laptop and chargers and what not.
I finished packing everything when there was a bunch of voices downstairs
"hEY it's my fAV mExicaNs" Jack screams running at them
then I knew pierce the veil was downstairs to stay the night before we leave tomorrow.
I decided I was going to just lay in my bed and scroll through tumblr and I heard a knock on my door
"Bonita?" Vic whispered as he opened the door
"sí cabrón" (apparently that's fucker in Spanish I'm not sure pls done sue me)
Vic chuckled and came and sat on my bed
"I heard om&m got you a kitten" he laughed
"yeah she's under the bed or something" I laugh
"well I came to see how you were doing"
"I'm actually pretty good." I smiled
"I'm so proud of you amada" (that's beloved or darling I believe)
"I really just want to be happy. I know I won't be happy al the time but I just don't want to feel like I did. I let my past and everything control me. honestly I think I'm ready to get rid of my blades entirely" i frowned at the thought
"let's do it. me and you." Vic smiled
we took them and wrapped them in tape placing them in an envelope. we went behind the house and buried them. putting my past self to rest. i was done being sad and wallowing away.
Vic hugged me and we went inside.
the boys were all huddled around the tv screaming as tony and mike raced to the finish line in Mario kart. these children smh.
I decided to go to bed knowing we'd be up early tomorrow.
5 am rolled around and of course I was the only one up. so me being the loving kid I am I set the smoke alarm off.
I grabbed a candle and blew it out while standing on a chair letting the smoke ease its way into the smoke detector causing a loud jumble of BEEEEEEPS causing the house to wake up and run for the door as I sat in the kitchen waiting.
"HAZEL GET UP FIRE" Alex screamed running into my room realizing I wasn't there and running down the stairs and into the kitchen as I sat there sweetly.

"sweetheart did you set the fire alarm off to wake us all up" alex walked towards me and the boys followed in suit.
"I'd never" I smiled looking for backup.
soon I was ambushed by 8 boys attacking me

"I SURRENDER" I scream at the top of my lungs

they all looked at each other and decided it was enough and went about getting ready.
I heard the tour bus pull up and I grabbed my stuff and ran to the bus determined to pick my bunk first.

trying not to be awed by it I ran to the back and the top bunk awaited me.
I climbed up and got settled immediately I taped a couple of pictures from my party and the concert to my bunk and I put my blanket on it and realized I forgot nala so I rushed into the house and grabbed her and her bag getting back on before everyone else. soon enough the boys trudged on and Jack called dibs on the bunk across from mine and alex was under me.
everyone pretty much just went to sleep as we rolled along to our first venue in San Diego which wasn't too far away.
we all got up around 11 to see we were there and everyone decided to get ready.
I pulled on a pair of light high waisted shorts and a boner shirt Jack gave me. I went and stole a beanie out of Vic's bunk and called it a day while pulling on some red converse.
I grabbed my phone and camera and nala fell back asleep on my bunk as a I waited for the boys.
we got to sound check and everyone was just fucking around the the venue people were kind of annoyed.
after sound check we ate some Taco Bell rian provided and waited about 20 minutes until the doors were opened.
the boys began to set up pierce the veil went on first and they were amazing.
Vic let me come out and sit at the edge of the stage I decided to hop down into the photographers pit to snap a couple pictures before fans started pulling at me I tried to get by but I got pulled on top and was crowd surfing
after the end of the song Vic said
"if hazel doesn't make it back up here within the next minute I'm going to get mad" so soon the crowd pushed me back the other way and I calmed down.
"ya crazy hooligans. we can't loose her. she sings better than alex." Vic laughed
"heey" we heard alex scream from the back
"sing for usssss" tony pleaded
"yeah no" I laughed into the mic and walked into side stage with my middle fingers up causing the crowd to laugh.
they finished their set and soon all time low was bouncing around and doing their thing at the end of their set they were just talking and Jack goes
"guys don't you love my bff hazel" and the crowd cheered
"common halo" alex laughed
I walked on stage and bowed sitting down crisscross at Alex's feet.
"this is my adopted daughter incase y'all didn't know" he smiled down at me
"I've been kidnapped help" I yell pretending to faint
Jack picked me up and threw me onto his shoulders while alex sang
"when will the princess figure it out she ain't worth saving" and laughed
"no alcohol for you tonight mister" I point at alex and everyone laughed
"well we love you guys and thanks for a great night" alex screamed and the curtains closed leaving us left with meet and greets
they say in a line at a long table in a small room and I pulled up a chair next to Jack chatting to him about nonsense when I girl asked me to sign her poster
"uh sure but like why" I laugh
"you're so funny and pretty I love you!" she talked loud and fast
"awh thanks I love you too" I laughed and smiled as she walked away
"stop taking away my fame baby gaskarth" Jack rolled his eyes laughing
we ended the meet and great shortly and headed to the bus.
"let's get waisted" alex screamed as we got on the bus
"lit" I laughed
"do not accept any alcohol from any strange drunk men" alex warned
"alright"
half way through the night everyone was hammered and I was sitting on the couch listening to alex whine because I liked joker more than batman and Jack offered me a shot and I thought of how I could loop around this
"well you aren't that strange and you're more like a grown baby instead of a man so sure" I laughed and Jack and I drank shots.
an hour later I've had too much to drink.
my vision was replaced by blurred lines and a warm feeling in my stomach
alex and Jack passed out and rian went to sleep earlier and zack was nowhere to be found.
pierce the veil left to their bus parked next to ours. I sat alone with a bottle of Jack Daniels watching YouTube.
mike walked on the bus muttering about losing his phone and stopped and looked at me
"alex is going to flip" he shook his head
"oh well" I laugh a little to loud stirring the sleeping boys to my left
I decided to drink a glass of water and head to bed
"wake my children" rian yelled from the front of the bus as we pulled into a new parking lot I presumed was in Arizona.

"my head" I groaned as I rolled over
"hazel gaskarth did you drink last night" alex yelled and Jack smacked him for being too loud
"no" I laugh and alex mumbles something about my dishonest generation as he stumbles to the kitchen searching for aspirin. handing me one as well he shakes his head
"how much did you drink" he looks at me
"I took shots with Jack and I drank at most half a bottle of Jack Daniels" I mumble
"I thought I said no drinks from drunk men"
"Jack was a drunk baby." I laughed and Jack muttered something about so much for you best friend.
"I want to jump off a building" Jack cried as he rolled to the floor
after we all showered and tried to cure our hangovers we walked to the venue.