USWNT - One Shots

USWNT - Group Chat

The gals' group chat during July camp. (Just bc I'm loving this whole Pinoe/newbies thing happening on Twitter, this is FAKE bs)

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Moe: what is this

Pinoe: It's a group chat so we can all be updated on what's happening around camp

Carli: Pinoe, you're literally two seats away from me

Moe: and we all see each other every single second of every day now at camp

Pinoe: iM SORRY for wanting to talk to you I was under the impression that we actually enjoyed each other's company MY BAD

Hope: don't be mean, that was a nice thought of you Pinoe! I'm sure this can be fun

Horan: stop living ur life through your phone

Sonnett: Bahahha

~Sonnett changed Horan's name to TheGreatHoran~

Moe: I changed my mind, this is a GREAT idea

Mal: kids these days

Pinoe: SAYS THE BABY

Kelley: why won't anyone actually talk to me I'm sitting right next to ya'll

TheGreatHoran: thanks, Em that's suitable

Tobin: The great Horan is back!! What else did I miss

Kelley: I'm still being ignored cool

Tobin: O'Hara, stop giving me the stinky eye

Kelley: what

JJ: she ain't got that good hair

Tobin: YOU GOT IT, JJ I'm so proud

Carli: I'm confused

Kelley: EY my hair ain't as good as what

JJ: Becky with the good hair

Carli: OH

Carli: No one gives the stinky eye like Becky with the good hair

Carli: that's actually a good one, Tobin

Kelley: I'm still confused but I can't argue with Broon's hair that shit's good

JJ: I got you, Tobs

Pressy: hey I feel left out of this

TheGreatHoran: you've been replaced, Press

Moe: AW don't say that we're all #Preath 4 lyfe

Tobin: not this again

Ashlyn: I'm so glad they've gotten someone else to obsess over

Moe: we're not done with you, Ash

TheGreatHoran: Krashlyn 4 lyfe

Pressy: where do you even come up with all these names I'm actually impressed

Sonnett: you're imPRESSed

Tobin: okay babe you did that one to yourself

Moe: BABE PEOPLE DID YOU SEE THAT

Pressy: well that one's on you so

TheGreatHoran: they're so cute look at them go

Kelley: where's Alex she usually comes in with a Talex comment by now