me and you

Chapter 9

On Saturday morning, I woke up in a bed that wasn't mine. I looked around the room, trying to figure out where I was. It hit me just as a door in the room opened. Tzuyu stepped out of her adjoined bathroom in nothing but a towel. She nodded in greeting before going over to the dresser. She opened a drawer and shuffled around inside for a minute before shutting it and turning to face me.

"You snore," She said. "A lot."

I flushed. "Sorry."

She grinned. "Don't be. It's cute."

I felt my face burning hotter. "Um...okay then."

"You're blushing," She stated, as if I wasn't aware of that fact.

I glared at her. "Oh, just shut up, and go get dressed. Hmph." I crossed my arms under my chest.

Tzuyu smirked. "Crossing your arms under your chest is only making your boobs bigger. And that means that I have a much better view."

I'm almost certain my eyes practically popped out of my head at that moment. I looked down, and sure enough, my boobs looked ready to spill out of my shirt. Oh, how I hate my life! Why does this things happen to me? I groaned. "Please stop torturing me with all of your comments. Spare me anymore embarrassment by going to get dressed."

Still grinning, she said, "Alright, I'll go." She went towards her bathroom, and just before she shut the door behind her she said, "Oh, by the way, you should look out the window. It's got a great view." And with that, she shut the bathroom door.

I got up from my seat, curious about what She meant by the window had a great view, and went over to the window. I put the blinds up, looked out the window...and promptly died of embarrassment.

Not really. I simply turned away from the window, groaned. "Are you serious, Tzuyu?! You are such an asshole! Why in God's blue waters didn't you tell me?! Honestly, did you think it was funny or something?"

From behind the closed bathroom door, Tzuyu's laughter could be heard.

"You think this thing is funny? I hate you right now! I literally hate you right now. I honestly want to kill you right now. Seriously this is... Ugh! You're such a pain in the ass!" I ranted.

Tzuyu exited her bathroom, fully clothed, and came up to me. She wrapped her arms around my waist and rested her chin on top of my head. "I love you."

I scowled at her chest. "I hate you."

She leaned back and looked me in the eyes. "I couldn't tell you, it was too funny."

"It's not funny!" I exclaimed as I buried my face in her chest. "It's embarrassing."

She sighed. "I'm sorry, beautiful. I'm very, very sorry."

"You are forgiven." I muttered as I pushed away from her. "Now move. I have to pee."

Tzuyu loaned me a pair of jeans and a t-shirt. She also had an extra pair of underwear that I could borrow. She insisted that I take my time, so I took half an hour in the bathroom simply to get her to leave me alone. When I exited the bathroom, I found a strange sight.

Jackson stood on Tzuyu's bed, looking as if he were about to dive off of it. The little boy smiled and waved at me, and then jumped up and dived off the bed, holding his arms out as if he were trying to fly. Unfortunately for him, humans have not yet learned how to neither fly nor manipulate gravity, so he fell flat on the ground.

My hands flew to my mouth, and I tried not laugh at the child. Tzuyu, who had been leaning against the dresser when her brother tried to become a bird, went over to Jackson and picked him up. "And this, Jackson, is why we don't try to fly," Tzuyu said as she began moving towards the bedroom door, Jackson held in her arms. "Beautiful, come with us."