Joke's On Us

A Game:Harley pov

It has been almost a month of going out to bars and such with Joker. We created a game. I would distract stupid, married men and Joker would either pick pocket him or beat him up for "putting his moves on his woman". Tonight I convinced him to go along with me to break into Arkham Asylum to play around. Mr. J got his henchmen and machine guns and we shot up the place. For fun I let some patients free. I saw Charlie. He was sitting in his bed. "Im going to kill you Harl. Fucking bitch." He shouted that over and over. I was quite amused but kept him locked in the room.

"C'mon Puddin! Let's go explore." Joker took my hand and we looked in room after room. Then I saw the room where they sedated the extremely violent patients. "Let's play a game."

Joker looked from the machine to me. "Doll I'm not so sure."

"I'll go first Mr. J." He still looked unsettled but he didn't wanna tell me no. He hooked me up and put his belt in my mouth. I screamed and kept screaming when he pulled the lever. Then to add to the pain he pressed hot metal tube things to my thighs. I don't know how long it went on but finally he lifted the lever and unbuckled me. I couldn't get up.

"You're right. That was fun." He picked me up and carried me around the rest of the asylum before bringing me back to the van. He had P drive us home and he held me against him. I was living with random friends of mine before and a couple weeks after meeting J, I moved in.

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*next morning*

I woke up in Joker's bed, alone. I was sore but I was okay. I changed into one of his button up shirts and went to my room to get underwear that was clean. I found Joker in his weaponry room gathering his gun holster. "Puddin," I whispered.

He turned around with a smile on his face. He had black eye makeup on and red lipstick. He wore just sweats, no shirt. "Dye my hair green." No questions asked I nodded. After getting the dye I bleached his hair and applied the bright green. I sat on his lap while we waited for the green to settle in. "Hey puddin?"

"Yes dear?"

"Take me somewhere dangerous today."

"Why?"

"Yesterday was fun, but I wanna go somewhere you want today, Mr. J."

"Your wish is my command." He pulled me back against him.

"I like the new look too, Puddin." He smiled. I felt it on my neck.

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Joker took the blindfold off of me. "Chemical vat?" I questioned. "We're pretty high up."

"It's dangerous as you requested."

"Well I'm done so let's go." Anger shot out of his eyes.

"We just got here."

"It's boring."

Joker gripped my neck and shook me. "It's not your call." I wasn't scared though I probably should have been. We edged closer to the edge.

"We're done here, Joker."

A new look was in his eyes, amusement maybe. "Are we?" I nodded. He slapped me across the face and I pushed him. "Bitch!" He pushed me back and I fell. I got butterflies in my stomach as I fell. He watched with satisfaction as I fell down down down. I felt hot water around me and I blacked out.