Before you continue reading, I'd like to point out that yes this is not an ideal relationship and it is abusive in many ways, but that was how their story was always written. It should not be looked on from an average persons point of view. They are psychotic so their relationship makes sense to them. My version of their story connects more to the cartoon series "Batman" and the comics than the new Suicide Squad movie, but I try to include both.
"Harley, are you almost ready?" I called upstairs.
"Puddin, do you know how hard it is to squish two knives in a dress and two guns under the skirt part? It takes a while and it's hard to get them not to stab me or stick out! So excuse me Mr. J!" Harley walked down the stairs in a beautiful black, sparkly long and tight dress. How she actually fit her weapons I'll never know.
"Harley, my beautiful Harley."
"Yeah Puddin?" Harley's eyes got big and she swayed her hips as she walked the rest of the way to me.
"We're LATE!" I yelled. She frowned.
"Yeah yeah I'm here now."
"Let's. Go." I said, annoyed. The party started at 8:30 and it was 20 minutes away. It was already 8:20.
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Harley liked my tux, black pants and coat, white shirt and black bow tie. She curled her hair and let it hang down around her shoulders. I handed the door man the card. He nodded approvingly and stepped aside, letting Harley and I in. P and T had gotten there before us. "So where's Timothy, Puddin?"
"I don't know, Doll. Let's go find out."
Sorry this was a really short chapter, I'm sick. I'll continue this scene today I just don't know when. - E
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Joke's On Us
RomanceThis is a fanfiction story based on the DC characters. It's a little twist on Joker and Harley. In this version (again I own no rights to the characters or the setting Arkham) Harley and Joker face off against Batman, Penguin, and even someone close...
