Twenty One Pilots Imagines

13 Reasons Why I'm Still Single

I was tagged for a challenge of thirteen reasons... Yay!

Btw, can't tag but if you see this- I TAG HEADPHONES ROCKER

1) I am super lazy, no sports, except 4H (not technically a sport, look it up people)

2) Crazy brown/red hair with lots of frizziness.

3) I make super cheesy puns and make stupid jokes.

4) I talk to myself...I wonder if other people notice...

5) I have high standards for someone with no class

6) No fashion, clique t shirt and shorts down to my knees, and if I'm feeling fancy, my glasses

7) I've only seriously liked one guy, and I still do, but I'm too nervous to talk to him alone

8) I hang out with attractive friends, therefore, I am the ugly person.

9) I have a nerdy look, but I have a nasty vocabulary. (Even in third grade I had so many rude things to say they called it the 'Erica Dictionary' , btw my names Erica...don't tell anyone)

10) I tend to say stuff on accident that makes people confused and I mumble and stutter and say random things...

11) I live for bands... Hot Topic is my slice of heaven.

12) I am a proud crazy animal person with a total of four rabbits, one dog, a beta fish. (I hope to get another dog)

13) I am lazy, stupid, crazy, unfashionable, and completely and utterly sarcastic. And I love that about myself. Which is why I am single.