Mommy Alphys (Completed Story)

Chapter 20

"..........I-I have no words. Wait, you snuck Mettaton out from the window? And you guys.....made out on the couch, breaking the plate? Is that why you were pretending to fix the tv? What the hell Paps." Papyrus blushed and cleared his throat. They were back in the living room with the mess cleaned up. The taller skeleton had told him everything. "Are you upset with me Sans?" He shook his head with a smile and placed his boney hand on his brother's shoulder. "Nah Paps. I honestly think its funny! You and Alphys' robot? Who would have guessed? Hey, when your with him do you feel like its, electrifying to be around him? Heheh!" Papyrus glared at his shorter sibling. "Saaaans!!! This isn't the time for one of your terrible puns!" He only shrugged. "You never told me what happened to your phone. Why you never picked up." He didn't want to hear another cheesy joke. "I lost it on the way to the ruins. Hey Paps, you alright bro? I mean you were sick because of the....memory?" Sans' smile was gone and was replaced with a frown. He squeezed Papyrus' shoulder in comfort. It caught the skeletons attention. "Y-yes I think so. It wasn't easy rembering it. And on top of that I- Mettaton made m-me a little nervous today. It didn't sit well with my stomach I guess. But the good news is that I'm fine now!" Sans smirked. "That's because you had some lip action to distract you. Or teeth action? Teeth and Lips? I have no idea. Did you get a MettaTON of kisses? Heh heh heh!" Sans was laughing uncontrollably now. Papyrus was not amused. "Be quiet!! And of course you lost your phone. This wouldn't be the first time you know." "So where is the robot?"
"I don't know. He didn't say where he was going but.....I miss him already. Sans, will you help me?" His brother raised and eyebrow. "With what exactly?" Papyrus twiddled his thumbs and looked away, blushing. His older sibling knew what he wanted but waited for him to say it instead. If he was being honest, he didn't trust Mettaton much because celebrities were....weird when it came to relationships. At least that's what he thought. But he didn't know the monster personally so he didn't want to judge. 'He'd probably be too busy for Paps or something. But it seems that Undyne is keeping an eye out so maybe I don't have to worry much. Papyrus hasn't mentioned anything bad so far. Or maybe he hasn't noticed if he has? But who am I to stop him? If this is what he wants than his heart is already set on it.' He sighed and scratched the back of his skull, still thinking. "Um....well I wanted to ask h-him on a.....date?" His whole face was red. It was adorable in a way. 'The great Papyrus' getting all flustered over his crush. "Who on a date? Asgore?" Sans snickered. "NO! Mettaton!! Oh my god Sans, you know who I'm talking about!" The small skeleton chuckled. "Ohhh him yeah alright. Here's what ya gotta do. Take notes now and don't forget what I'm about to tell you." He leaned in close to his brother as if he was about to spill the biggest secret in the world. Papyrus' eye sockets went wide as he got close too. "Alright so the first thing you should do is walk up to him," He nodded and kept listening. "Then get his attention," Once again his taller sibling nodded, showing that he was paying attention. "When that's done, guess what?" Paps was nearly bouncing out of his seat in anticipation. He wanted to know so bad! "What? What?! Oh just tell me!" "You.....ask....him....on....a....date. And Bam! There ya go. Its easy as pie." Papyrus' smiled faded and he gave Sans a mild look. "Why must you do this to me?" He only shrugged again."Because its hilarious." The younger brother got up and went into his room, shutting the door behind him and changing into his 'date clothes.' He came back down, seeing the small monster relaxing on the couch. "Where ya going bro?"
"To properly ask Mettaton out on a date. And I, the Great Papyrus! Has realized that he does not need any help from you after all. So goodbye! And please Sans, pick up your sock!!" "Eh. No thanks. I think it fits well with the house decor." The skeleton stomped his foot and gritted his teeth together. "Arrrgh!!!" And with that, he slammed the front door to catch up to the star. Hopefully he wasn't too far gone by now. Sans blinked and looked around him. He was left alone. "Hmm. Guess I'll just take a nap."