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"Baby I'm home ."
"In the living room baby ." I said smoking a cigar.
"Oh hey I didn't know we had company over ."
"Yeah baby this is my friend Jarvis and my other friend Ben. "
"Heyyyy. " They both said in unison.
"Hiiii ." I smiled .
"Aye nigga were going to head out but we'll see you saturday ."
"Aight man ." I said shutting the door as they left . "So how was it baby?"
"It was fun I didn't know my mom was going to be there ."
"Well yeah I invited her ."
"What?! You told her your a demon?"
"No baby." I chuckled ."But, I did hypnotized her so she's going to be out for a while. "
I sighed ."So she really didn't want to have a conversation with me she was just under some spell?"
"No baby it wasn't like that I had a brief conversation with your mom on the phone as soon as I mention you she hung so what I did was I sent her here and tried and tried to get her to have a relationship with you and she thought about it and wanted to have a relationship with you . "
"Oh okay ." I sighed.
"Don't worry it's not your fault she missed out on the greatest years of your life that's her problem not yours understand?"
"Yeah okay baby." I smiled kissing him . "Gosh I'm so hungry you just don't know ."
I chuckled ."Yo ass always hungry ."
"Well yeah food is my 1st love I need food everyday all day ."
I chuckled. "What you want baby?"
"Uh oh umm Oh ribs and Mac and cheese ."
"You just had all that shit last night. "
"Well I'm craving it again please baby?" I gave him a puppy dog face .
"Fine you lucky your ass is cute ." I snapped my fingers as her food appeared in front of her .
"Thanks baby ." I smacked his butt .
"Aye man you can't be doing that gay shit." I slightly blushed.
"But you liked it and it's not my fault you have a booty ."
I kissed my teeth ."gone ariana with dat gay shit ." I said as my accent came out .
"Why you can touch my ass but I can't touch yours that's double standards. "
"So what I don't feel comfortable when a female touches my ass ."
I giggled ."I love you baby ."
"I love you to shawty. "
Later that night .
"Baby I really can't wait till you meet my dad your going to love you just to inform you he can't really speak English that we'll so I might have to translate ."
"You can speak fluent spanish?"
"Yeah I've been speaking it in my family since I can talk that was literally the only Language I can speak but then I was taught how to speak English at 5 so it really wasn't that hard ."
"You should teach me some stuff like the dirty words."
"Uh no odell I'm not teaching you anything dirty ." I giggled.
"Yeah well see ." I smirked ."But I know how to speak fluent Chinese. "
"Really?"
"Yeah ."
"Well speak a little bit something for me baby ."
"Nǐ hěn piàoliang, wǒ bùnéng děngdài tā mā de nǐ piàoliang."
"What does that mean?"
"You are very beautiful and i cant wait to fuck your pretty ass ." I smirked.
"Omg your such a dam pervert ." I blushed hitting him with a pillow .
"But, you love this dam pervert ."
"Mmmm you know I do ." I smiled . "I'm going to take a shower. "
"I'm going to join you ."
"No odell I'm going by myself go ." I laughed shutting the door .
I shook my head as fog began to appear . I sighed dam can't I catch a fucking break. I got up walking forward I noticed a familiar face a face that I refused to see it was ... my dam father .....
