Jinmin SF|OS

여덟

"Jimin !"

No reply.

"Park Jimin !!"

Still no reply.

"Seriously ?" the other muttered , standing at the end of the aisle whilst looking for his dear dongsaeng. The supermarket barely had people in it , yet , it was so hard to find the other one. Jimin and Jin went out today since they had the grocery duty , which was a shock because they never get to do the same duty together , knowing they're a little childish with eachother. Consider them as the two unknown maknaes of BTS !

"Yah , this Park Jimin .." he mumbled under his breath , carefully maneuvering the trolley as he looked around. He stopped in his tracks when he heard the squeaks of sneakers behind , making him whip back. He saw Jimin who had a baguette , holding it like a rifle ,"don't move , hyung ! Put your hands where I can see them !"

Jin didn't know whether to go along with it or go completely ballistic because he wasted time finding the younger one , not wanting to leave him behind like what happened when they were in Europe.

"Park Jimin ! Why'd you go off like that !!" Jin whined , stomping his feet on the floor. Jimin let out a small giggle but then went back to his stance. "Now !" the other demanded , his voice breaking at the end , making both of them laugh. Jin raised his arms and the other went closer , still holding the baguette.

"Bbang !!" Jimin said , making the effect of a gun shot. Jin clasped his heart , sinking to his knees. Jimin chuckled , going to do the sound effects again but his dear hyung suddenly shot him hearts with his fingers ,"ah ~"

Jimin dropped the baguette on the floor and started laughing like crazy , dropping down beside his hyung. "Aish , hyung !! You can't do the same trick again !!" he argued , laughing inbetween the sentence. Jin giggled and playfully nudged the other ,"then why are you laughing ?"

The smaller one took a while before he was able to calm down , grabbing the baguette and putting it in the trolley. They were then again strolling in between the aisles till Jimin spotted a bag of raisins and started raising them up.

"Hyung , hyung , I'm RAISINg the roof , yeah ?  Yeah ??" He joked , the elder looked at him , knees almost giving up. "Chimchim-ah , I've influenced you too much !!" the elder simply said , leaving the giggly dongsaeng alone and going to the baking section. Jimin followed him shortly , looking around again. He saw a box of Jello and grabbed it , putting it close to his ear.

"Jello ? Hyung ?" He asked , chuckling a little bit. Jin didn't know what to feel , did he find this funny ? Was he this bad at jokes ? Who laughs at this ? He knew his jokes were lame but he didn't realize they were THIS lame since Jimin and Taehyung were the ones who end up cracking whenever he makes them.

"Chimchim-ah , please stop !!" Jin begged , putting the box of Jello back and then looking at his dongsaeng that was smiling from ear to ear. "Aish , hyung ! You're very no fun !!" He complained , pouting. The elder just laughed and held his hand,"aigoooo , try harder next time , okay ?"

After raiding the shelves , they went to the produce section and Jimin literally had a bulb going off in his head , he grabbed a bunch of bananas and went back to his hyung. "I find you .. very aPEELing"

He then ran off to another section and grabbed a pear and then went back to his hyung ," I feel like we'd make a great PEAR , hyung !"

Jin gave him small smiles because he didn't know what to do with the younger one anymore. Jimin looked so proud that he's getting all these puns and finally learned the true art of the dad jokes. He managed to get out a few giggles at times but most of the puns Jimin says makes him want to cringe so hard till his face shrinks , literally.

He saw the other running around till he approached him with a turnip. "Oh , what is it now ?" Jin thought , looking at the other who was getting pumped about a root plant.

"TURNIP !! TURN UP !!!" Jimin chanted , swinging it around. Jin lost it. All his other puns needed improvement but this made him laugh so hard , tears formed in his eyes. He didn't know whether he was getting tired of his jokes that it makes everything funny but one thing for sure , he was out of breath right now. Jimin pulled the most smug smile he could get , it felt like he won a Grammy because he finally made his hyung laugh like how he laughs at his hyung.

"Jimin-ah , can you get some cheese ? After this meet me at the cashier !" Jin asked , finally recovering from his laughing fit. Jimin nodded and trotted over to the cheese section , taking a few before realization hit him. He skipped back to his hyung and held his phone , having the front camera on. He went beside his hyung and held up one of the cheese.

"Hyung ! Cheeeeeese ~"

Jin held a straight face and looked at the other , eyes blinking rapidly. Jimin still took a photo of them anyways and happily completed their grocery list.

"Chimchim-ah , from now on you'll be my permanent grocery-shopping buddy !"

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Extra

"Hyung , what time is it again ?" Jimin asked , looking at the road that was packed with vehicles. They've been at the same spot for maybe ten minutes or so. Jin sighed , still gripping on the steering wheel.

"Omo !! I want pancakes !" he exclaimed , making his hyung look at the random cafe that was at the sidewalk having a promotion for their shop.

"Aish , I make better pancakes !" Jin reminded the other one , eyes still on the road as the traffic started to move. Their car stopped again but this time , it was beside McDonalds. Jimin thought of a pick-up line and laughed to himself before turning to his hyung.

"Hyung , hyung , hear me out." Jimin asked , holding Jin's wrist. The elder looked at the stoplight for a few minutes before turning his full attention to the younger one. (( [ a/n ]; don't do this in real life kids ))

"Is your body from McDonalds ?" Jimin asked , his hand still latched onto the other. Jin looked at Jimin with suspicion before shaking his head and asked ,"why ?"

Before Jimin could even deliver the line , the lights turned green and their car was finally moving. Jin was looking straight ahead and noticed from the corner of his eye that Jimin was pouting at the side.

"Why is my body from McDonalds ?" The other asked , Jimin shot up and smiled , his eyes turning into crescents.

"Because ... I'm lovin' it," he replied , shooting a wink at Jin.

The car swerved just a tiny bit , having a flustered Jin behind the wheel ," Park Jimin ! Don't say these things while I'm driving !"

"Heheh , I love you , hyung !"

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[ a/n ];
All the italics are Jimin saying the words in English , heh.
Pls accept this oneshot full of puns because .. yeah
Lesson learned , I suck at them