IMAGINE: KC and Rachel are volunteering at a dog shelter in Las Vegas. As Rachel is feeding the dogs the owner calls both of them into his office. "You wanted to see us?". "Who put this note on the german sherpards' cage?" he asked in a huff. "I did the officer who dropped them off said that they're brother and sisters been together since they were puppies they hate being away from each other" Rachel remarked. "Well they're taking up valuable real estate try to get one of them adopted" he ordered.
"But sir-"KC interuppted but he didn't want to hear it and they were kicked out of the office. "*Βλάκας"Rachel said. "When did you learn Greek?". "That's the only word I know in Greek but I know some other dirty words in German and Italian"she replies smiling. "You're bad Rachel" KC stated snickering. As Rachel finishes feeding the dogs a man walks in. "Hello welcome to the Las Vegas Dog shelter looking for any breed?" she asked. "Just looking thank you" and walks in.
As the man looks around he sees Rachel giving the dogs their meal but one wouldn't eat. "Come on Oso I know you miss your sister but the boss wants to try to get you both adopted even thou it might be with different families" as she rub behind his ear. "Where's his sister?"the man inquires. "With a family outside I didn't want to break them up they've been together since they were puppies" Rachel stated. "Why are they here?" the man inquires.
"Their owners were going to use them in dog fighting as pratice dogs before the real dog fight began the police caught them in time before they both got hurt". "He's a handsome dog" the man remarked patting him. Oso started to perk up and snift the man's hand. "I think Oso likes you" Rachel replied. "Oso what does it mean?". "Bear in German" Rachel replied. "How about it Oso you want to come home with me I have a big house and lawn you can play outside on". Oso stood up and barked as his tail started to wag.
"I think he said yes why don't we get the paper work started" Rachel said. As the man was filing out some forms KC brought Oso's sister in. "Sorry it didn't work out for you girl at least your brother got a home"KC said. The man watched as Oso walked over to his sister and put his paw on the cage as they both whimpered. "Excuse me can I have another form?" he asked. "Did you make a mistake?".
"No I'm going to adopt his sister too I hate to break up family" he replied smiling. Rachel and KC give eachother a high five as KC went over to Oso. "Guess what buddy your sister is coming with you you're both being adopted by the same man". Oso barked in delight with his sister joining in. A few weeks passed and KC and Rachel were shopping in The Luxor. "I'm so happy Oso and his sister got adopted".
"Me too I wonder what the man names his sister?" KC wondered. "Come on I want to see if we can spot Criss Angel I hear his filming some stuff around The Luxor" Rachel remarked. As they're walking around they see Criss walking around with a dog on a leash and the dog sees KC and Rachel. He lets out a bark and Criss sees the ladies standing there so he lets goes of the leash and Oso goes running over to them nearly knocking them down. "Hey Oso look at you I've never seen you so happy" as they pat him.
"I see Oso remembers you ladies" Criss stated walking over. "I remember you adopted both Oso and his sister I never got to thank you" KC remarked. "And it's been wonderful having Oso and Chicklet at my house I'm not so lonely at my house with them around" as he itches Oso's ear. "Chicklet I like that where is she anyway?".
"She's at home resting my niece took them to the park and Chicklet accidently stepped on some broking glass she had to have the glass removed at the vet". "Well at least she has an owner that will look out for them it was so good to see you Oso and give Chicklet our love Criss" Rachel stated. "Ladies I was wondering I have to go out of town for a bit and I hate having Oso and Chicklet in a kennel can you ladies maybe look over them maybe house sit too"he asked.
"Sure Criss we would love too" "Why don't you come with me to my office and we'll sort this out". KC took Oso's leash and they followed Criss to his office.
*Jackass in Greek
