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IMAGINE: It's New Years Eve and Denise is doing a favor for her boss by watching his son while he and his new girlfriend go out to a new years party. When Denise arrives she sees her boss Criss Angel playing with his son Johnny. "Hey Criss hey Johnny" she remarked coming over. Johnny sees Denise and goes running to her. Denise picks him up and give him a big bear hug. As she hugs Johnny she notices Criss doesn't look good. "Hey Criss you allright you don't look good".
"Just my stomach I guess I shouldn't of eatten that spicy tuna roll so late at night" he replied. "Criss you should get in here and wash up" his new girlfriend called out. "Coming" and went inside to change. "So you want to play?". "Potty first"he asked. "OK" and went in as his new girlfriend Carmella came down the stairs. "Hey Denise". "Hey Carmella" as she put Johnny down and went running to the bathroom.
"Thanks for doing this". "No problem I love babysitting Johnny" she replied. Criss came down looking hot. Johnny came out of the bathroom and gave his father a thumbs up. "I guess Johnny likes it" Carmella replied. "Gooie gooie" Johnny asked. "What does that mean?" Carmella inquired. "It's what Johnny calls my triple chocolate cookies I put them in the microwave until their all warm and the chocolate is just oozing out, but Johnny has to finish his dinner before he can have one" she remarked.
"Carmella I've tried them and they are like heaven they are a chocoholics dream come true" Criss stated. "Criss you'd probably have a gut that would make you look like the first pregnant man if that's true" Carmella joked as everyone laughed. "OK come on I'll see you next year Johnny"Criss replied giving him a kiss. "Daddy funny" Johnny said as they left. "Yea come on let's go outside and play a bit than I'll make you some mac and cheese".
"Chessy"he asked. "Not too cheesy you had a tummy ache the last time". At the party everyone was having fun, talking, drinking, eating but for Criss his stomach was bugging him to the point where looking at food made him nauseous. "Criss are you sure you want to be here". "I'm fine I'm just not hungry". "Criss you look awful and you have a fever" touching his head.
Criss started grit his teeth as he put his arms around his stomach. "Criss are you all right?". "No I feel like someone's stabbing me in my stomach" he replied. "Come on I'm taking you to the hospital" and they left. At the house Denise was cleaning up when Johnny came out of his room. "Buddy what are you doing up?". "Tummy hurt" he replied. She felt his head and he felt warm. "Oh sweetie has it been hurting since daddy left". Before he could answer he threw up all over the floor. "Oh Johnny where does your tummy hurt?" she asked.
He pointed to his navel. "I think we need to go to the hospital and give your daddy a call too" she remarked. After she cleaned him up they went to the hospital. At the hospital Criss was being looked at by the doctor. "Well it seems you have a appendicitis". "Great way to spend New Year on an operating table having your appendix removed" Criss said. "We'll send you up in a few minutes" and the doctor went to see another patient. He walked into the room to see a little boy in bed and a lady sitting in a chair.
"So this is Johnny and he's got an upset stomach". "Yes but he has a fever and vomiting" Denise replied. The doctor checked his tummy when he touched the sore spot Johnny cried out. "I'm sorry I think Johnny needs his appendix taking out is he your son?". "No I've been trying to get a hold of them they're at a new year party I guess it's so noisy they can't hear their phones ringing" she replied. "Daddy" Johnny said as tears rolled down his face. "We'll get him up right away to surgery" the doctor stated. In Criss's room they were getting Criss ready.
"Carmella give Denise a call and ask her to stay the night for me?"Criss asked. As she picked up her phone she noticed all the calls from Denise. "What is it?" he asked. "I've gotten like almost thirty calls and texts from her. Oh my god". "What is Johnny OK god dam it"Criss said. "He's in the hospital Johnny was having stomach pains with fever and vomiting he needs his appendix out too". Criss felt like laughing a little at this turn of events. "My mother would be laughing at this right now" Criss remarked.
"I'll ask her what hospital he's at" and called her. Upstairs in the surgery wing Denise was waiting when her phone rang. "Carmella thank god I've been trying to get a hold of you or Criss Johnny's getting his appendix taking out as we speak" she replied. "Criss is heading upstairs too it seems Criss needs his taking out as well" she replied. Denise tried not to laugh at this. "How weird is this what's next you and Criss coming out of the elevator onto the surgical floor of the same hospital I'm at" she joked.
She heard the elevator door open and rolling out was Criss with Carmella on her phone. Denise shut off her phone and started to giggle. "Do you know the winning lottery numbers while we're at it?" Criss joked as Denise walked over. "Funny Criss they took Johnny in a few minutes ago I guess you're up next". "Thanks for being there for Johnny". "No problem now you get better Criss" and they took Criss into surgery.
When Criss woke up he looked to his left and saw Johnny asleep. "I asked the doctor if you guys could share a room"Denise stated coming in. "Where's Carmella?". "She decided to go back to the party when she heard you were all right and happy new years". "I guess I wasn't much of a New Year date for her". "Well when people ask you where you were when the ball dropped you can say I don't remember and when they say why you can say because I was having my appendix out when the ball dropped". "I'd laugh but it hurts" Criss stated.
"I also called Shaunyl she thought I was joking at first but when I explained to her I wasn't she said she'd been on the first flight out of Australia". Johnny opened his eyes and saw his father and giggled. "Look at this daddy and son have the same surgery at almost the same time". Johnny smiled at his father as Criss smiled back too.
