| | 10: 16 p.m. | |
Murderer:
Anna.
Murderer:
Annabeth.
Murderer:
Ally.
Murderer:
Amie? Or Amy?
Murderer:
Amelia!!
Murderer:
Mignonette
Murderer:
Grimaldi
Murderer:
Thermopolis
Murderer:
Renaldo
Me:
...what are you doing? And did you just qoute Princess Diaries?
Murderer:
I was trying to guess your name. And yes. Yes I did.
Me:
I'm not gonna question why you know that. My question, however, is: why are they all girl names?
Murderer:
*le gasp* do not underestimate the power of an adorable younger sister. And they're girl names because i am 99.9% sure you're a girl. Whoo! My apostrophe game be on point!!
Me:
*sarcastic clapping* why not 100%?
Murderer:
Cuz i might be wrong. But i'm pretty sure i ain't.
Me:
Don't you ever use the word ain't like that, ever again. Like, ever.
Murderer:
Why? Does it bother you?
Murderer:
It does!! Doesn't it?!
Murderer:
YAAAAAAAAS!!!! FINALLY, SOME LEVERAGE!! I AIN'T GONNA STOP PARTYING TONIGHT!!! SCRATCH THAT, ME AND MY BOYS AIN'T GONNA STOP PARTYING TONIGHT!! WE GON' HAVE ONE HELL OF A NIGHT, AND AIN'T NOBODY GON' STOP US!!!
Me:
STOOOOOOP!!!!!
MURDERER:
I AIN'T LISTENIN! AIN'T NOTHING YOU GON' SAY WILL MAKE ME STOP!!!
Me:
If I tell you my gender would you promise never to use the word ain't in that way, ever again??
Murderer:
...hmmm...ok. deal.
Me:
You have to swear on it!
Murderer:
i swear on my granny's grave.
Me:
Your granny ain't dead.
Me:
LOOK AT WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!!!! NOOOOOO!! GOD NO!! MY WRITING CAREER IS SHOT TO HELL!! IT'S ALL SHOT TO HELL!!!
Murderer:
Um...pretty sure granny's dead. And calm down. It's not the end of the world. I swear never to use the "word" and i promise tomorrow you'll be aaaall good.
Me:
For real?
Murderer:
For real.
Me:
Okay. I'm a girl.
Murderer:
OH PRAISE JESUS!!!! I WAS RIGHT!! WHEW!! I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T!!
Me:
Just kidding.
Murderer:
What?
Murderer:
Wait what??
Murderer:
Amelia Mignonette Grimaldi Thermopolis Renaldo, ANSWER ME THIS INSTANT!!!
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