My Jan Valentine

Miss piss

It's been almost a weak since I first found Jan, he's such an annoying person and he's so needy. He's always thinking about masturbation and sex, and when my facial expression turns in to a disgusted one he says something like 'I'm a man' or 'it's just my nature' and frankly it's quite annoying. He eats all my food, he bought a dog and named it cat, he buys inappropriate movies on my tv, and i keep having to buy new clothes because he rips all mine! He has no respect for me at all, I rarely ever get personal time because he's always wanting something. I've decide to go grocery shopping, only I was supposed to be going by myself but Jan said if I don't bring him when I get home the house will be trashed.

We get to the store and right away he starts putting meat in the cart. At least it wasn't chips. I'm surprised by his next pick and that is carrots and onions, he grabs those and then heads for the grain section. He grabs noodles, chips, cereal, and bread. I'm actually quite happy so I just decide to watch and follow, occasionally I will grab something I need and put it in the cart but other than that he's doing a good job. We get to the cashier and she starts to eye Jan, strangely I think I'm jealous. She looks at him like the slabs of meet in our cart. I flap my money in her face. "Are you gonna scan this food or what?" I say with an annoyed expression, she smirks at Jan and the begins. When she is finished she slips her number into our cart. My head is about to explode, when we get out of the store I take her number out and rip it up into a million pieces. "Hey what's up your ass? Why are you so pissy?" I ignore Jan and continue walking to my car. I shove all the groceries in and slam it shut. I get in and start the engine. Jan gets in to, he's looking at me with a playful smirk, "are you jealous of that girl?" I shiver at how fast he guessed, he grabs my thigh and caresses it. "You don't have to be jealous, the only woman I wanna fuck and live with is you." He says that with a soft voice, although I don't like his choice of words and so I scoff at him. He chuckles and begins to talk more. "If you want we can pull over and fuck on the side of the road? Or we can go into a forest and just smash each other like wolves!" He says that with such excitement, but I still continue to ignore him until we get home.
I seem to have upset him because the first thing he does when we get home is flop over the couch, he groans and puts one of the couches pillows over his face. I walk over to him and flick the pillow off his face. "Jan for the future please use a better, nicer vocabulary when speaking with me." I say that and begin walking away but then I hear Jan's voice. "Wait, just tell me the truth. Where you really jealous of that little blonde hooker at the store?" He asks this while leaning over the couch. I turn my head away as I tell him a total lie. "I wasn't jealous of her! That is insulting! She wears to much makeup for her own good! Now let me be I'm going to have a nap." I say that and then walk into my room, I listen to hear the tv turn on but it doesn't. I start to step away from the door but then I bump into something behind me. "Hey what where you listening for?" I almost scream when I hear his voice behind me. "How did you get in here?!" I ask with a wavering voice. "Simple I went threw the walls. The fuck kind of question is that?" It's the obvious question! I didn't know they could go threw walls! "Why are you in here?!" I say with a panicked expression. "I want food, now go make me some." He say that and slaps my ass. I scurry out the door and into the kitchen, I pull out some meat and vegetables. I get some seasonings and then grab out a knife, when I do I accidentally cut my hand wide open. I Clench my hand and start to tear up. I see Jan rush to my side, he grabs my hand and pulls it open, he seems to be analyzing it. "We gotta get that cleaned up." Is all he says before hoisting me up into his arms and bringing me to the bathroom. He licks my cut clean and then puts antibiotics on, he grabs my first aid kit and starts to stitch it up. I bite hard on his shoulder, and I think I hear him moan a little. "When your in pain you bite things? That's hot." He says with a smirk. He finishes the stitches and then puts a bandaid on it. He then carries me all the way to the bed, buts me down and then shoves his finger in my mouth. "Bite my finger." He orders me to bite his finger but I sit there and look at him in bewilderment. He removes his finger from my mouth and bites it himself, then he shoves his finger back into my mouth. I taste his blood on my tongue, he quickly takes his finger out my mouth. "Don't leave this room until I say you can." I look at him with a confused look. "I did it because my blood can heal your body from anything, so I only gave you a drip, so that cut on your wrist should heal really fucking quickly." I chuckle because he sounded kind of smart. I look at my hand and I see it has already started to heal! I am so mesmerized by one single cut.
I feel Jan plop on the bed, he's sitting behind me, kissing my neck and hugging my back. I try to squirm away but he's got a tight hold on me. I think to myself, do I really want him to let go right now? These are dangerous thoughts that I have to reject no matter what?! Because if I let myself fall for him, no I won't, I can't. I will never fall for Jan valentine, ever.
Jan pulls me up to the middle of the bed and then crawls on top of me. "Your not trying so hard to escape? You want my big dick don't you?" I stare him in the eyes and I feel my heart pound fast, he looks at me strange, the joking facial expression now gone. "What's wrong with you?" He's says that with attitude. I sit up and then rap my arms around him, my actions leave him very confused and now he doesn't know what to do. "Jan, I... don't know how this happened but I think that maybe... I've fallen for you. I don't want you to go, what if that man comes to kill you for real! I won't have you anymore!" I shake my head, tears flowing out my eyes. Jan lifts my chin so I'm looking him directly in his eyes. He has a soft expression. "I won't let that dog kill me! Don't think so little of me. You won't loose me, I will stay with you forever." I move a little closer and then begin to speak again. "I will endure anything for you." I feel him smiling as I'm up against his chest, he gently kisses me, and then we fall asleep. It's certain now, I'm totally and unmistakably in love with Jan Valentine.