My Jan Valentine

Dhampir

Jan catches his breath and finally is able to spit out what he was about to say. "YOUR FUCKING PREGO! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!" Jan says cussing like a madman. His eyes are that scary yellow I don't like. "Jan calm down it's just a baby." I'm not surprised he could sense it so soon. I really wanna break down and start crying right now but I'm trying to keep it together so I can get Jan under wraps. "IT'S NOT A FUCKING BABY! THAT'S  A FUCKING DEMON! Fuck! I knew I should have pulled out sooner!" Jan says while itching his head like a dumbass as always. I push past him and to the bathroom. I start digging around in my cabinet to find a pregnancy test, Jan is standing in the doorway watching me with those haunting yellow eyes. 

After a while of digging, I find one. I was gonna try and shove Jan out the bathroom but knowing him he's gonna wanna be here for the results even though he already knows. I move to the toilet, pull down my pants and begin to urinate on the pregnancy test. 

When I have finished I don't look at the results. I wash up and then move to the bedroom. I sit on the bed and pat the spot next to me. Jan comes and sits beside me. I look up at him and his eyes are still that creepy yellow. I quickly look away and reveal the stick. There are two lines! I'm pregnant! "JAN! I'M FUCKING PREGNANT FOR REAL!" I actually am losing my mind right now. I mean I had hope that maybe Jan's senses where on crack or something but I'm literally pregnant! "NO SHIT SHERLOCK WHAT DID YOU THINK I WAS MAKING THAT SHIT UP?!" Jan says frustrated. Uncontrollably my eyes start to water. Everything is starting to sink in. I'm pregnant, my babies father is an immature vampire, I'm having... A BABY! 

I begin to start crying. I'm not ready to have a baby. "Jan how am I pregnant?!" I yell in frustration. Obviously, I know how I got pregnant and it's our fault, we should have been more careful. 

I begin to feel really sick like I'm gonna throw up, but the question is, so soon? Am I already feeling the effects of pregnancy? I quickly run to the toilet and throw up my breakfast. I look up towards Jan and his eyes are getting murkier the more I look at him. "Jan you're scaring me!" I yell towards the violent Jan. He rubs his face in a stressful, frustrated manner and then he leaves the room. I scoff, wash up again and then I move to the kitchen to get food. I open the fridge and look for something that looks appealing. There is a juicy slab of beef in the back of the fridge, but it's Jan's slab of beef. I look to Jan who is on the couch watching me.  "Jan can I eat this beef?" I ask while pointing to it. He gets up off the couch and walks over to me. "You don't even like beef." He says while eyeing me up and down. "But I'm hungry," I say with a pout on my tone. "Your not hungry... That monster in your uterus is hungry." Jan says with a disgusted face. "Jan fuck off already! Like I don't even know how to handle this and your making it harder for me! Like why can't you just help me!" I break down in tears and tumble to the ground. I don't know how to deal with being pregnant and Jan is literally no help. 

Jan crouches down beside me and places an arm around my shoulder. "That baby is dangerous. For the both of us. For one your a human women baring a vampire inside of you and two if that dirty old mutt finds out he's gonna fucking rip the shit out of you and then kill us both." Jan says calmer then he was just moments ago. Jan isn't wrong, this baby is dangerous to have, but what can we do. "Jan, I'm scared. I'm pregnant and scared." I say with my head down and snot dripping out my nose. "Shit, you really are my weakness... I'm sorry for being a dickhead but you don't worry, I'll figure this bullshit out." He says while patting my back. With that our conversations end on a decent note too.

Jan made me beef and it was so good too. Now I'm taking a nice warm bath. I've been in here for a while now. I've really just been thinking about this baby, about Jan, what's gonna happen? How could I have been so careless? "Hey, what are you thinking about?" I was so caught up in my thoughts I didn't even realize Jan had entered. "I was just thinking about the future," I say while playing with the remainder of the bubbles left in the water. "I told you not to stress about it. I'll take care of you." Jan says while sitting down on the toilet seat. "But you're not going to make me immortal so why does it matter. You and our baby... You guys are gonna live forever without me... and I'm gonna be some old, saggy, mom... and then you'll leave me." My words have probably angered Jan but I need to let him know how I feel. Could a relationship like ours even last? "Don't be a stupid bitch! I'd fuck you even when your tits are so saggy you can fly away. I'd love you even when you're dead. I don't want to make a mistake and accidentally turn you, ghoul, I don't want to fucking take that chance! As for that kid inside of you, will figure out what to do with him when he's born." Jan says with his arms crossed and an eyebrow raised slightly. Him? Is my baby a boy? Wait to make a mistake? So there is a way I can turn vampire and stay with Jan? "Jan... You said boy... and make a mistake..." I jump out of the bath and move to Jan who is rubbing his head realizing what he had just said. "Jan make me a vampire! I don't care anymore! I just wanna be with you forever! I don't want you to see me saggy!" I yell in desperation. Jan looks angrier now. "NO, YOU FUCKING HOE AND THATS THAT NOW FUCK OFF!" Jan gets up and then exits the bathroom. Why? Why won't he just turn me?

There's only one thing I can think of if I wanna live with Jan as a family forever. One thing I can do. I'll get dressed and then I'll slip away from the house and go back to where it all first began. Back to our first chapter.

[A/N] NOTE: Sorry if this chapter is a bit boring but I can assure you the next chapter is better. Also, you all guessed right! Good job! SHE IS PREGNANT WITH JAN'S SON?! Will things work out? I don't know? hopefully! Imagine baby Jan valentine! So cute!!