My Jan Valentine

Undead kids

"Okay bitches listen up! You've come along way... your all still stupid fucking twats but... you've done relatively decent for a bunch of brainless fucks. Anyways we will be making our move on the big red cunt and his stick up the ass master... oh and that bitch with the fat ass titties, but before we do that, my lovely lady is going to be testing all of your intelligence. If you touch her I'll kill you!... got it?" Jan starts us off with a little speech, vulgar but he got the message across. "Okay, first lets see if you can understand and respond. Please hold hands with the person next to you." When I say this about half start moving. To my surprise some of the ghouls actually listened but others began to walk off some where, and the rest just stood there. "So about half of you responded. Good, now take two steps toward me." This time a lot more then half actually listened. "Wow! That's interesting. If there is something you want you react differently." I smile and I notice that one of the ghouls are smiling back. I nudge on Jan and he follows my eyes, he to sees the ghoul smiling up at me. "Hey happy shit! Quit smiling at my babe! Or i'll rip your flappy dick off!" Jan says clearly steamed. I blow a kiss to the ghoul and the ghoul lets out what sounds like a moan. The ghoul walks towards me and then gets on his hands and knees and bows. I gasp in surprise. Jan too is also speechless for less then ten seconds. "Happy shit what the fuck did I just say! Do you want me to rip it off? Cause I will and the i'll dub it up your ass!" Jan shouts and the ghoul slowly crawls away. I look up at Jan and then a new idea dawns in my mind. "Jan kiss me." I say this and Jan smirks as if he knows already what my new idea is. He kisses me... no he full on makes out with me. He then grabs my ass and squeezes. I shyly push away. I look towards Happy shit... or... whatever, and I see that he looks angered. Jan noticed it too. "Whats the matter happy shit? Are you jealous? Not so happy anymore are you?" The ghoul full out rages at Jan's words and charges at Jan. Jan grabs the ghoul and actually rips his dick off, The only thing he doesn't do is shove it up the ghouls ass. The ghoul screams out and falls to the floor. "And this is what will happen if anyone else that disobeys me!" All the ghouls crouch in fear upon Jan's actions. "I think that's enough for tonight." I say while tugging on Jan's sleeve. He spits on a ghoul and then walks back to the house with me. 

After an hour of hard work, Jan has taken me out to an amazing place and to go shopping. I wonder where he gets the money though? "Look over there." Jan says while slipping his hand behind my back and turning my body in the direction he is telling me to look. I look and I see planes twirling in the sky, pink and red color smoke is coming out of it and they are making hearts in the sky. "WOW! AMAZING!" I yell while running closer and pulling Jan behind me. Jan smiles happily to. I look around and notice a different plane. It's black and heading our way fast. "Jan?" I say while tugging at his shirt. He turns around to look and see what it is. "Fuck." Is what he says before slipping his arm around my waist and covering my eyes. I feel that familiar breeze and in seconds he removes his hands. I hear a loud bang and explosions go off. My heart drops to my stomach. A plane crash? "It was that fucking mutt Alucard." Jan says while grabbing my hand and quickly pulling me as far away as possible. "What about all those people?" I ask my breath quick. "They are dead. All of them dead." Jan says bitterly. My gosh! So many innocent people! I saw families there too... And we were the only ones that made it out alive?

I begin to quietly sob as Jan drags me along. Jan's grip tightens and he stops walking. He pushes me behind his back. "Well, well, well if it isn't Clifford the big red mutt. Hows your cunt of a master? Still bitching I suppose. Oh and hows that bitch with the fat titties? Still sucking that puppy dick?" Jan says with a laugh. I honestly think we are both going to die here. "Hows your brother?... Oh wait I ate him." He ate him? Alucard ate Jan's brother?! 

I see Jan is right pissed and really just wants to kill Alucard but Jan isn't going to attack because he knows he can't win. I take the moment of silence to run in front of Jan so that i'm in between the two vampires. "Alucard. Please. I know it's your job to kill other vampire but Jan isn't a threat!" Alucard laughs at my words. "Oh, you poor girl. You've fallen for a vampire. If only you where a virgin, I would have loved to have you. But now you'll only be temporary cause you'll grow old and die." At Alucard's words and idea strikes my mind. "Exactly! When I die i'm sure Jan will die along with me! So just wait till I die." Alucard's smirk is pure evil and he beings to laugh loudly. "What if I just kill you know? Saves us the trouble of waiting." I can see his eyes smile in amusement. "Alucard please! Don't you have any sympathy? You just killed all those innocent people!" I begin to cry a lot of tears. Alucard begins to walk towards me. I feel Jan's hand on my hip and then I see a mob of colors all at once and that familiar breeze. When Jan stops moving I sink into his body due to whiplash. Whiplash is the least of our problems thought. Right now Alucard has followed us and is laughing at our failed attempt to escape. Alucard begins walking towards us only this time Jan doesn't run. Instead he braces himself into a fighting position. "So your gonna fight? Well you've got balls kid." Alucard smiles and takes out a large gun from within his coat. "Let's fuck around a bit, Pussy boy." Jan says with a not so confident smile. "Jan please stay safe." I whisper under my breath and squeeze my hands tightly together. Alucard aims his gun and shoots the first bullet. Jan dodges it, picks me up and throws me into a few bushes. "Stay there." Jan says before running to attack Alucard. "Little boy. You don't even have a weapon!" Alucard exclaims with a loud laugh but Jan ignores that fact and strikes Alucard many times. Alucard bounces a few feet away from Jan and shoots a few bullet. Jan tries his best to dodge but a bullet grazes his arm. "Ow fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuckers!" Jan cusses. "I bet it hurts real bad. The bullets I use are special bullets used to kill vampire. One shot to a vital spot and your dead." I gasp at Alucards words. I need to do something I can't just sit here! I have to help! but what can I do? I'm only human. What can a human do against a vampire? Jan told me to stay here. If I move will I only make things worse for Jan? If I don't at least try then though... Our lives are on the line anyways! What should I do?

I think we might die tonight and I think Jan knows it too.