Gorillaz Oneshots

girl scout cookies

where: kong studios
who: noodle, russel, and some random neighbours
noodle joins girl scouts and sells cookies with russel.
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"c'mon, babygirl, let's go sell some cookies!" russel said with excitement leaking from his voice.

noodle squealed and grabbed the handle to her red wagon. "yeah! let's go!" she began to run out of the house. she didn't get very far as the wagon was at least two times heavier than her.

russel chuckled and shook his head. he grabbed the handle from her and helped her out by pulling it out of kong.

"noodle is so excited!!" noodle yelled and shut the door behind them. they walked to the end of the driveway.

"you ready?" russel grinned and bent down to noodle.

"yepyepyep!" noodle jumped up and down. she'd been waiting to do this ever since she came to Britain.

"hop on! let's go!" russel yelled and hopped back up, shaking the ground a bit.

noodle jumped onto the wagon and sat down on it, getting herself comfortable.

"onward, big ox!" she pointed forward and russel began sprinting at full speed towards the houses on the other side of the street.

once they reached the other side, they came across a completely wooden house with only a few windows.

noodle grabbed her sign-up sheet and hopped off of the wagon, pulling russel to go faster.

they ran up to the door and russel was completely out of breath. noodle giggled and rang the door bell.

"ding dong!" the door bell seemed to scream inside the house.

noodle rocked back and forth on her feet and patiently waited for the neighbour to answer.

the door creaked open and a well-dressed woman stood at the door with a baby in her arms. "'ello?" her accent gave away that she was clearly from Manchester.

"hi! noodle is selling girl scout cookies! take some!" noodle yelled and smiled widely.

"um, no thanks. we're good," the lady said and began to close the door.

noodle stopped it by gripping the side with her hand. "no! take some!" she gritted her teeth and growled.

"no, I said we're good." the lady looked slightly frightened.

russel growled and picked up a box of samoas. he tightened his grip on it and the box broke open.

"noodle said to take some!" noodle screeched and threw boxes at the lady. she protected the baby's head as the cookies flew everywhere.

"now give me my money!" noodle jumped at her and yelled.

"that's robbery! you're robbing me!" the lady screamed and began crying.

"give me my money!" noodle lunged at the lady and screamed in her ears.

"that's my girl!" russel cheered from behind them. he laughed and watched noodle, a little girl, beat up a grown woman.

"if you won't give noodle money, then I will take your life!" she snapped the lady's arm and it broke. the lady broke out in screaming and crying.

noodle snapped the other arm and then moved her hands to the lady's neck.

"bye bye!" noodle said and flashed a cute smile at the lady. she snapped her neck and hopped up from the floor.

noodle clapped her hands together and turned to russel. "did I sell them right?" she asked, cocking her head to the side.

russel nodded. "yep. now, let's go before the police come!" russel snatched noodle up and set her on his shoulders, running out of the house.

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honestly, I'm picturing noodle in a cute lil daisy outfit with a teal cap and vest on with a few badges
it's so cute