Gorillaz Oneshots

the turtleneck - 2Doc

Where: a concert somewhere in England
Who: 2D, Murdoc, Noodle, and Russel
2D hides his hickies from Murdoc.

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"Fuck, you gave me, like, ten hickies!" 2D panicked as he looked in the mirror at his purple-tainted skin. Murdoc scoffed behind him and walked over.

"Eh, whatever. Just cover them up!" Murdoc tapped on 2D's skin lightly, smiling at his masterpiece.

"With what?!" Stuart yelled, looking over. "I don't have anyfing to cover them up wif!"

Murdoc rolled his eyes, walking over to his luggage. He got out his grey turtleneck and held it up for 2D. "'Ere, wear this."

Stu stopped dead in his tracks. He chuckled and smiled. "Thats funny."

"How so?" Murdoc smirked, raising his eyebrows.

"Y -- I can't wear that! Everyone will know it's your shirt, and if they start gettin' ideas, then we're screwed, Muds!" 2D whined and sat on a stool. He rested his arms on his knees, sighing.

"Jus' put it on, Stu." Murdoc tossed the shirt to Stuart, who caught it and sighed.

"Okay." He pulled off his original shirt, tossing it to his own luggage, and pulled on Murdoc's oh-so-comfortable turtleneck. "'Ey, it works."

"Yep. Now we betta get our asses out there or else Noodle's gonna fuckin' kill us." Murdoc grabbed El Diablo and started pushing 2D to the door where Noodle and Russel were.

"Took y'all long enough," Russel complained, sighing and gripping his drumsticks out of nervous habit.

Noodle pointed to Stu's neck, giggling. "Why ah' you wearing Murdoc's shirt?" She asked innocently and made Russ almost melt.

"Um, it's comfy. And, uh, I like it." Stu smiled goofily, trying to shake off the fact that her and Russel already knew.

"You ah' lying. I can tell." Noodle grinned as Stu tried to argue. "Bapbapbap! No! Go! Go out on stage!"

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"I've a question for Stu," a fan asked, standing at the microphone.

Stuart grinned happily. "Yeah?"

"Why're you wearing Murdoc's turtleneck?"

2D's face lit up and he bit his lip, his smile fading. "Uh, i-is it Murdoc's...? I didn't even know..."

Noodle set down her guitar and ran over to 2D's microphone, jumping up and taking it from him. "Mahdoc did someting to Toochi's neck. Now Toochi is wearing Mahdoc's shirt. I tink he gave him a hickey--"

"Okay, Noodle! That's enough, luv." Stu took the microphone from Noodle and shooed her away.

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