Gorillaz Oneshots

murdoc headcanons

-He has a secret pet. It's an actual tiger. No further info.

-His favourite food is hot sauce. He puts it on almost everything; including bananas.

-He's nervous around dogs. Or, he's just allergic. Probably both.

-His favourite item of clothing, contrary to popular belief, is the hat. Not only can he look fabulous, but it covers up his secret bald spot.

-Children intimidate him. He fears they'll burn him with their Christian crosses.

-Just like Michael Alig, he has an entire outfit made entirely of feathers.

-They all went to a petting zoo; only once. He got bit by a goat and was rushed to the hospital immediately. The injury got infected and thought he had "goat cancer." It was really just getting more swollen than usual.

-He had a pet turtle when he was six, named Gringo. He took him to school and back for a few months...until his dad found out and threw it across the room. Its shell cracked and that was the end of Gringo.

-His cheetah print thong got stuck on his head. Don't ask how.

-January is his favourite month.

-He likes saying "croissant."