Gorillaz Oneshots

noodle headcanons

-In Phase One, if she couldn't sleep, she'd sneak into Russel's room and curl up on him. Nothing unusual, just father-daughter time.

-She's horrified of the dark. She can't go down any corridor if there's not a light.

-When she hurt her eye during El Mañana, she damaged it almost permanently. It's bloodshot and red, almost like Murdoc's, but she wears a contact to hide it.

-She has really poor eyesight. Since she had her hair in her face for so long, the light hurts them. That's why she's seen almost always wearing sunglasses.

-Jesus makes her uncomfortable.

-So do elephants.

-Her favourite animal is the sphaerodactylus nicholsi. It's one of the smallest geckos on the planet and is as big as a human's thumbnail.

-She once had a boyfriend during Phase Two. He was Turk from Tarzan. She had a big stuffed version and kissed his cheek. Russel was concerned, but knew it was only a phase.

-When she talks to Cy, she speaks very poetically.

-She has an average of 70 flower crowns. All of them are different and are from different countries.

-If she gets pissed, she'll make up insults. For example: "You piss-drinking dick foreskin fucktard dickweed piece of motherfuck!"

-Katsu interrupts her a lot. Especially when she gets ready in the morning. He'll jump on her or meow endlessly until she acknowledges him.

-If she is stuck in a stupid conversation, she'll space off and just nod. That'll make them think she's listening, right?

-She can't say "Brussels sprouts" without doing so slowly.

-A few months after she first arrived at Kong, Russel bought her a penguin. They named it Constantine. (RefERENCE TO DEAR TEACHER)

-Awkward situations make her almost cry. She doesn't like them, so be sure it never happens.

-Noodle once walked up to Cy and their conversation was:
N: Hey, baby. Are you from Japan?
C: Why?
N: Because I wanna see Japanese.