Gorillaz Oneshots

russel headcanons

-If he gets stuck in traffic with Noodle, they'll blast the radio and scream the song that's playing.

-Oranges are his favourite food.

-He binge eats when he feels depressed.

-The thought of Del being gone forever makes him cry. He was his best man.

-For Noodle's birthday, he made a special project. He sewed the head of a horse onto the body of a platypus, then took a goat's horn and sewed that onto the horse's head. He made her a magical unicorn.

-He spray paints and vandalises buildings on a daily basis.

-He's a very good artist, but denies it.

-He tells the best bedtime stories and his voice can easily lull anyone to sleep.

-George Washington is his biggest inspiration.

-Ringo Starr is his favourite Beatle.

-When texting, he'll use "ni🅱🅱🅰" a lot.

-He thinks pacman is real.

-He threw eight bamboo shoots at Murdoc because he felt like it.

-Stuart and Noodle are the only people who can calm him down during his panic or anxiety attacks. They have to either hum to him or rock him in their arms. It's hard, but it works.

-He gets panic and anxiety attacks because he overthinks the consequences of situations.

-He sees snow as a blue substance. It might be because of his white eyes.