Gorillaz Oneshots

hot summer day - cynu

Where: Spirit House
Who: Noodle, 2D, Cy, Russel, and Murdoc
It's hecking hot and the hotness makes eryone maD

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Noodle sighed as she exited her room, feeling a relaxing rush of cool air hit her skin. It was the hottest day she'd ever experienced, so she thought, Why the hell not just wear my underwear today?

And that's exactly what she did. She felt comfortable enough to do so in front of the three men because she'd known them for so long; long enough that Russel gave her baths when she arrived.

She loved how the cold hardwood floor felt against her feet, and wanted to walk more, even though moving would make her even more hot.

As she reached the stairs, she heard fans running in the living room, along with an unsatisfied groan from Murdoc. The wooden floor creaked under her as she walked down the stairs to see three men sweating through their clothes.

Russel turned to the sound and, when he saw Noodle in just her brasier and panties, he whipped his head back. "Noodz, why're you..."

Noodle sighed, shaking her head as she went to the kitchen. "It is hot, an' I do not prefer to sweat t'rough my clothes." She casually opened the freezer and stuck her head in it, cooling off and smiling.

"Wot's wrong?" 2D asked, as he didn't understand what they were talking about. Noodle thought that the men were being immature. They should be used to it by now!

Russel shook his head, signaling for Stu to just drop the subject. Noodle sighed in content as she closed the freezer, walking back into the living room and hoping the fans would cool her down better.

2D knew what Russel was so weirded out about. When Stuart saw Noodle, he, too, turned his head to the side and averted his vision from her exposed body.

"Ugh! Yoo all act as if yoo have never seen a woman's body before!" Noodle huffed as she sat down on the creaky couch next to Russel, basking in the cold air.

Murdoc sighed audibly and he held two fans up to his face, still sweating. "Mahdoc, can yoo lemme have one t'ose fans? Please?" Noodle crossed her legs and leaned back in the couch, slouching.

"Ugh." Murdoc rolled his eyes at her and sighed. "Do ah 'ave to?" Noodle raised her eyebrows and crossed her arms, giving off a mom look.

"Do yoo want me to go off on a tangent about why yoo should gimme it?" Noodle was fed up with Murdoc's shit lately and, frankly, she did not want to handle that today.

"God damnit, can't I just use this damned thing for one se--"

"Yoo ah' the most selfish man, Mahdoc! Yoo have to learn dat sometime, dere ah' o'ter people dat ah' as hot as yoo. Give me dat fan befo' I bash your head in wit' it." By then, Noodle was standing up and tapping her foot impatiently on the ground.

Poor 2D was stuck right in front of her with a face full of tit. His lip quivered lightly as he tried to back away. "Uh-uh, Noodle--"

"Then fuckin' bash my 'ead in! See if I care!" Murdoc mouthed, making Noodle clench her jaw and slap his face harshly.

"Do not ever say dat too me! Dat is so disrespectful!" Noodle yelled in his face. Russel and 2D now had a face full of ass, and if she didn't move soon, they would both scream out of discomfort.