Gorillaz Oneshots

jokes - cynu, 2Doc, and russdel

where: kong
who: everybody
just... read the title.

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"murdoc? more like..." 2D thought, his tongue sticking out in concentration. "more-dick!"

"pfft!" murdoc snorted and slapped his knee jokingly. his face went blank. "that's not funny. you know what is? your ma!" murdoc giggled lightly.

2D's lip quivered and forced a smile. "yeah, f-funny."

noodle butted into the conversation, setting her hands on the counter and jumping up onto it. she stood up and huffed her chest out. "I've got a good one! okay, so, I once saw a woman with twelve boobs."

cy's face grew a look of disgust. "wait, seriously-" noodle hushed her and continued.

"sounds weird, doesn't it? get it?" noodle bit her lip and smiled. "'doesn't it' and 'dozen tit?'"

the entire group erupted into laughter. russel slammed his hand on the table and del held his stomach.

"I have one!" cy exclaimed and watched the group calm down. once they collected their breaths, she ran to the pantry and grabbed a beet. "beet drop!" she dropped the beet to the ground and heavy dubstep played through her voice box.

noodle hopped off of the counter and giggled. "clever," she said and patted cyborg's back.

surprisingly, murdoc laughed and wiped a tear. "I didn't know ya could come up with jokes, cy."

"I can tell another, if you want." cy shrugged and nervously picked at her cuticle.

"go 'head," 2D said and smiled reassuringly.

"okay!" cyborg smiled and bit her tongue. "an Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German all walk to the corner of a street where a juggler is performing. they're in the back of the crowd and can't see very well. the juggler pulls up a stool and stands on it, asking, 'can you see me now?' the four men respond, 'yes,' 'oui,' 'si,' 'ja.'"

2D gave a confused look as the group laughed lightly. "I don' get i'." murdoc rubbed his back and shook his head.

"don't worry, luv." murdoc smiled and 2D rested his head on his shoulder.

"I'm humourous -- like a funny bone!!" cy slapped her hand on the table and noodle bursted out laughing. of course, with her and cy being the smartest people there and having actual educations, they were the only ones to laugh.

"I still don't get i'!" 2D cried out. he began to cry and tears leaked from his onyx eyes.

"no, no! don't cry, stu!!" murdoc pat 2D's back again and he cried into murdoc's shoulder.

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smol but funny, I guess