Gorillaz Oneshots

interview with Noodle

I'm just bored, aight?
Also, these are all questions to Noodle.
AlSO takes place during Phase 4

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Q: How long have you and Cyborg Noodle been together?

A: Ever since Plastic Beach. Man, lemme tell ya the story! I arrived in Russel's mouth, right? And then, I raised my mask and saw this heavenly woman. Of course, I was a bit mad that Muds had tried ta replace me, but dude. She's so amazing, I just can't even talk about her without wanting to die.

Q: What was it about her that made you instantly like her?

A: Oh, everything. Her hair, her eyes, her deadly smile. Her goddamn laugh is the cutest, even when she fights. I love her voice the most, though. It's soothing as hell. Oh, oh! And her thought process, because she's so selfless. She barely ever thinks about herself and always helps others before her. So nice.

Q: How do you think she felt when she first saw you?

A: Hmm... I think she mighta thought, "Wowzers! That girl is totally bodacious!"

Q: "Bodacious?"

A: Shut up.

Q: Do you miss her? Even though you've only been separated for...an hour at most?

A: Who wouldn't? I think everyone misses her when they leave. Aw, man, I'm missing her a fuck ton, now.

Q: When you record new songs, who's in charge?

A: Always me. The boys can't focus with any of them in charge. One time, Stu was in charge and that recording session went from playing instruments to comparing dick sizes.

Q: On average, how many guitars have you had since you joined Gorillaz?

A: ...about fifty one. I smash them when I get angry. But, my yellow one I use currently is the only one I've had for a year. The others are all acoustic, which makes it fun to smash them on Murdoc's head.

Q: How many times does Gorillaz fight in a week?

A: About...nine or ten. Muds and Russel-sama are always arguing about something. Stu and Murdoc fight about who's better, and I usually stay out of them. That is, until they start throwing punches. That's when I throw them.

Q: What is your favourite food?

A: Bland question. But, uh, I like unions. Is that weird?

Q: Only if you eat them whole.

A: Fuck, I'm weird. Throw me another question, buddy.

Q: What do you think about people shipping you with 2D?

A: Bleck!! Dis-gus-ting! That is so gross! He's, like, so old! I think of him as my brother. Why would people do that?! I'm so...young compared to him! God, this world is fucked up.

Q: What about shipping you and Murdoc?

A: Hah! That old dickbag could never get a piece of me. Also, he's, like, 50, so I'd never think of my Uncle Murdy like that. These ships are gross.

Q: Is 2Doc real?

A: I'd say yes. Stu always comes out of Murdoc's room with fresh hickies, so they're prolly hitting it off.

Q: Do you regret joining Gorillaz?

A: Hell no! This has been the most fun I've ever had! Plus, if I stayed at that facility, I'd probably be killing people right now.

Q: Have you and Cyborg done anything sexual?

A: Dude, you're making me blush! Yeah, yeah, we've done...something. Not saying what it is, though. That's up for you to decide.

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I'm prolly gonna post some headcanons on here soon so be on the lookout for those ;))