Gorillaz Oneshots

2d headcanons

sup, broskis.
okay so, please don't get bitchy as these are my headcanons and don't judge me for having these ty

-He once ate an entire cheese wheel in a contest for a year of free Hooter's wings. He won.

-Sometimes, if he's super tired in the morning, he'll go to Noodle's room and hang out where she'll be super loud and wake him up immediately.

-When they get done recording songs, he gets really self conscious about his voice and have a small anxiety attack. Noodle comforts him by making his tea.

-After filming Saturnz Barz, he stayed in his room for a week and didn't eat at all. He was too scared that it would come to life again. He's okay now.

-He really likes listening to opera. It soothes him.

-His favourite show is actually M.A.S.H.

-During Phase Three, there were actually three albums made. The Fall, Plastic Beach, and his other secret album that features Cy. There's only about five songs, but he says they suck. (They don't.)

-He's fucking terrified to go outside. He tans too easily and thinks he'll get a really bad sunburn, which he will. He also hates going to stores because people will point out his eyes. He wears sunglasses to hide them, but his tallness and hair stills spooks people.

-He has three pairs of socks.

-His favourite colour is yellow because it's bright and not many people like it.

-He was dubbed "Blueberry" during his childhood because of his hair.

-He was in choir for quite some time during middle and high school. He had been interested in joining drama and dance, but the other guys thought it was stupid. He did get offered the main part in Swan Lake, though.

-HE IS VVV GOOD AT DANCING. Whether it be slow dancing or break dancing, he can do it vvv well.

-He's deathly scared of the noises cats make when they fight.

-He's just a big ball of softness and emotion. Treat him well.